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Originally Posted by CurvyKatie
Yes LE can pay ahead. There is no law that LE can't pay a deposit.
LE can do pretty much anything they want to, really.
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It's not le that's tricky; he can't fuck you for money and then arrest you. Solution for all you ladies? don't accept the donation til after the session. tell him you're a sexaholic and no one, not even Jabba the Hutt, needs to pay you for you to fuck his fat-tard brains out. sure the occasional asshole may stiff you, but you can write a nasty post in coed about the dickhead who stiffed you...after stiffing you, up in the kitty (or butt, depending...), so to speak. browbeat the stifftard-not to be confused with the tard with a stiffy-til the cheapskate pays up.
As the beautiful Bahamanian says:
Better have my money!
Y'all should know me well enough
Better have my money!
Please don't call me on my bluff
Pay me what you owe me
Ballin' bigger than LeBron
Give me your money
Who y'all think y'all frontin' on?
Like brrap, brrap, brrap
There's another dude you do have to worry about. he's le's buddy, and he's called the Confidential Informant. He can fuck you for money, and then, he can testify against you in court, and his testimony wont get thrown out. yikes. by the way, learned about the c.i. in my crim law class. those fuckers live by their own set of rules and go deep motherfucking cover... (Deep Cover is on my top 20 all time movie list btw. Lawrence Fishburne-aka Mobius- is a motherfucking beast. Watch out S.C., LF may present some competition in the badassery category.)
LL, any suggestions for the ladies in dealing with the "CI" quandary? I know you prefer to see it from the other angle, but these ladies could really use your help. Or you, Shyster Jon? I'm still scratching my head on that one.
btw, there is an le/ci pair on eccie. the le is saints-n-spinners, and i cant remember what the ci's handle is. tw probably has the time to find it, but he'll make me post it uitb, which I'm happy to do, since i'm a crazy fuck. tw is much more sane. if he gets me intel on the probable depth, I'll make the bridge leap of faith, and hope for the best...
anyone else know any le/ci tag teams on eccie? if you pm me, i'll research it and if it checks out, post it uitb, and make no mention of my source.