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08-07-2017, 07:28 PM
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BoB? What's YoUr Name for it?
This guy called his penis his BoB...
I just blinked... Thinking that is odd
He said baby, thats "Big·Ole·Bitch" to you though...
I was rolling!
What do youuu call it?
I'm curious to hear a few!
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08-07-2017, 07:36 PM
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Every morning, I look down and say wakeup, its morning!
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08-07-2017, 07:44 PM
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So... you call it "wake-up"?
You are funny!!
What do you say when you want to hold off?
~> go down! wake-up!<~
Poor thing... I bet it is confused!
I don't know where it comes from (serially), but I call my pretty pink pierced thingy Elsie...
He he he
*it does know how to milk though*
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08-07-2017, 07:48 PM
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So... you call it "wake-up"?
You are funny!!
What do you say when you want to hold off?
~> go down! wake-up!<~
Poor thing... I bet he is confused!
I don't know where it comes from (serially), but I call my pretty pink pierced thingy Elsie...
He he he
*it does know how to milk though*
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FTFY
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08-07-2017, 07:49 PM
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All I thinck of when I hear "Elsie" is the Milk Cow...
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08-07-2017, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Dubielicious
This guy called his penis his BoB...
I just blinked... Thinking that is odd
He said baby, thats "Big·Ole·Bitch" to you though...
I was rolling!
What do youuu call it?
I'm curious to hear a few!
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Now that's a new interpretation of "Bob," which I always thought stood for "battery operated boyfriend."
MANY fellows nickname their equipment. A former lover of mine called his Mr. Bill (Oh nooooo!), and another personal paramour referred to his woody as the Gnarly Bat when he stepped up to my plate to hit a home run.
I've heard numerous pet endearments, lots of animal monikers. I think of my favorite lollies to lick as shillelaghs that are in need of tongue polishing, and the wee fun tots hanging below are Blarney Stones.  Seems appropriate.
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... I call my pretty pink pierced thingy Elsie...
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My boobs are the twin peaks o' Ireland, lower down the Emerald Isle is the valley and the lascivious loch (although the forest has been bushwhacked), and kiss my shamrock means exactly what you think. 
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08-07-2017, 07:50 PM
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Does your friend spell it backwards, too?
(lots a good material UITB)
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08-07-2017, 07:53 PM
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He got game, too....
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08-07-2017, 07:54 PM
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You want milk with that cerealy?
I meant the serially ~can never remember where things come from...
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08-07-2017, 11:41 PM
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Richard, dick for short! No pun intended!😎
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08-08-2017, 12:13 AM
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I don't know where it comes from (serially), but I call my pretty pink pierced thingy Elsie...
He he he
*it does know how to milk though*
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Mine is The pink Clencher or Wet Wet......but guys call her Gawd Damn
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08-08-2017, 12:20 AM
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TFF
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08-08-2017, 06:54 AM
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If he calls it wakeup it must be a really big prick.
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08-08-2017, 07:45 AM
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I call mine " Bullet"
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08-08-2017, 07:50 AM
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I think mine believes its name is 'C'mon!'
"C'mon, don't do this to me!"
"C'mon, don't you see how gorgeous she is?"
"C'mon, not again!"
"C'mon, please, just one more time..."
I could go on.
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