WTF Blowjob or Suckjob?

[TryWeakly]

Why The Fuck* Blowjob or Suckjob?

A misnomer to me, I always wondered Why The Fuck they call it a BLOWjob when it is clearly obvious it is a SUCKjob....

However, it was recently noted by a provider that there is a tantric practice in existence whereby one introduces air into the male urethra....dafuq?

*note the specified and alternate derivation of the TLA (three letter acronym) ...no pun intended.... well, maybe.

[tbone77494]

Respectfully, you might have too much spare time.

[allaboutthebbbj]

Your high school drama is comical at best. Must be a miserable life to constantly try to troll someone on a hooker board.

[Fancyinheels]

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Why The Fuck* Blowjob or Suckjob?

A misnomer to me, I always wondered Why The Fuck they call it a BLOWjob when it is clearly obvious it is a SUCKjob....

However, it was recently noted by a provider that there is a tantric practice in existence whereby one introduces air into the male urethra....dafuq?

*note the specified and alternate derivation of the TLA (three letter acronym) ...no pun intended.... well, maybe.

Wait, whaaaa? I've heard of hot air being blown up the arse as a figure of speech, and gosh know there's plenty on ECCIE, but the above is a new one on me, and I studied Tantric sex practices. (Evidently I cut that class at the seminar.) Are we getting confused with breathing technique?

Introducing air into the urethra seems rather unsafe. (Visions of an evil succubus demon clown tortuously turning some sinner's bladder into a balloon in Hell come to mind. )

A penis reminds me more of a straw that a tire valve, but BJ just rolls off the tongue better than SJ.

[TailChsr7]

If it feels good and I get CIM (preferably with swallow), I don't care what you call it.

Hooverjob?

[TryWeakly]

I will find the thread of which I speak of. I had commented on it, and it wasnt too long ago...

[TryWeakly]

Originally Posted by allaboutthebbbj

Your high school drama is comical at best. Must be a miserable life to constantly try to troll someone on a hooker board.

1) my question is a legitimate question.
2) I provided a definition of my usage of the common TLA ao fucktards like yourself wouldn't get confused. Obviously, you have difficulty in the comprehension of such a concept.
3) I have no idea Why The Fuck you would continue to click on my threads.... you DO have the option to put me on ignore.....right?

In the meantime, is this your sHandle?


Have a nice day folks. I will find the thread that prompted this question and PIUITB in a little while.

[TryWeakly]

Originally Posted by tbone77494

Respectfully, you might have too much spare time.

Yeah, sometimes get up in the middle of the night...... doctor says to read.... so I do.

But appreciate ya!

[TryWeakly]

Sorry, I had it wrong.....it was something else...called. SOUNDING ....

my dick hurts just reading about it. For the brave, here is one thread, cant find the other one just yet...

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1876944

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Why The Fuck* Blowjob or Suckjob?

A misnomer to me, I always wondered Why The Fuck they call it a BLOWjob when it is clearly obvious it is a SUCKjob....

I am sure with enough research, you could figure out how the term came to be.

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

However, it was recently noted by a provider that there is a tantric practice in existence whereby one introduces air into the male urethra....dafuq?

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

Wait, whaaaa?

Introducing air into the urethra seems rather unsafe.

There is a whole sub-genre of porn dedicated to "inflation". (Google image that shit and you will see the pics.) I am a kinky bitch and even I don't get the appeal. How is it sexy, or better yet, pleasurable in any way?

There is actually a danger of embolism, because the tissue of the genitals is so thin, minuscule tears can be present, and then air can get into the bloodstream.

Yes, I am a wellspring of useless sex/kink knowledge.

[Victoria of Houston]

In case anyone was interested....


Inflation Porn

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Sorry, I had it wrong.....it was something else...called. SOUNDING ....

my dick hurts just reading about it. For the brave, here is one thread, cant find the other one just yet...

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1876944

Sounding is actually pretty fun and pleasurable. Not for everyone, but hey, different strokes for different folks.

[TryWeakly]

VoH.... that hurts even reading about reading about it.... like nails on a chalkboard..... yikes.

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

VoH.... that hurts even reading about reading about it.... like nails on a chalkboard..... yikes.

I know! As I said, I am a kinky one and am into many things a lot of people would shrink from, but even I am left scratching my head over it. I can't imagine that it is at all pleasurable even in the "it hurts so good" way. AND it looks crazy, to boot.

All I could think is that maybe guys who like it are guys who are into pregger chicks? Bc it makes the belly big? Ugh, I dunno. But yeah, totally don't find it sexy or appealing at all.

[TryWeakly]

Just think.... the "queef factor" must be outta control