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01-29-2016, 05:59 AM
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No need to rant or get mad about bbfs requests.
Not only does it not help or deter the one seeking it in any way, but it's fairly simple to resolve.
Real conversation from tonight:
Me: Let's fuck. Put that dick in me baby.
Him: I wanna feel that pussy baby. I wanna take the rubber off.
Me: People in hell want ice water.. bitch, knock it off!
*happy time with fucktard*
See; they do understand English.
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01-29-2016, 07:48 AM
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Join Date: Feb 15, 2012
Location: Houston
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mmmmmm Ice Water
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01-29-2016, 08:36 AM
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Upgraded Female Account
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Join Date: Dec 19, 2009
Location: SA
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To early for ice water lol...
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01-29-2016, 08:47 AM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Jan 15, 2012
Location: Not where I wanna be
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Vielen Dank, dass Hitler Nazis nicht in die Hölle kommen. Ski auf Hündinnen
[Thank Hitler Nazis don't go to hell. Ski on bitches]
Nazi-Markenkondome
[Nazi brand condoms]
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01-29-2016, 09:50 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jun 3, 2010
Location: Texas
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When do we get North Korea brand condoms.LOL
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01-29-2016, 10:32 AM
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Retired Irish Tart
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
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Ha! Yes, I also get the, "Oh, Fancy, I want to really FEEL you! Let me take it off, please, please, oh, baby, I'm safe, puleeze..." (Much begging and whining, which is unbecoming of a man, by the way, unless you want me to treat you like a biatch sub and whip your behind with my shamrock riding crop.)
My reply: "Oh, honey, I want to live in a castle like a princess on a gold throne and have the body of a 25-year-old porn star, but like Hell freezing over a snow cone stand in Death Valley in August, ain't happening."
Almost ALL fellows will try this at least once. Have to learn to deflect with a firm stand, hand, and a wee bit of humor. Big difference between a hopeful in-your-dreams plea and the act of actually removing a cover and barging on despite a denial. THOSE are the guys who deserve the flame blast effect.
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01-29-2016, 10:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 14, 2012
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I say, "how bout a nice bareback handjob instead? "
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01-29-2016, 11:33 AM
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Join Date: Sep 28, 2012
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If you have to ask,.....
......it's probably not going to happen.
ijs....you know its the truth.
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01-29-2016, 12:40 PM
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In the name of Tebow.....ahman
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01-29-2016, 12:46 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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Originally Posted by YummyMarie
I say, "how bout a nice bareback handjob instead? "
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Fuck that..
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01-29-2016, 01:14 PM
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Join Date: Aug 1, 2015
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Seems like guys ask for it a lot, smh....
There's always that milf chick from Dallas who is open to it
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01-29-2016, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Jul 5, 2010
Location: Houston
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It's not always coming from the guy.
Real conversation from a couple of days ago:
Me: That mouth feels great but damn, I need to fuck you.
Her: Mmm yeah! Do we need a condom? *starts stripper slide*
Me: Um, yes of course.
Her: *awkward pause* Oh, right. Always do! *gets one from drawer*
Me in my head: yeah right
*happy time with hooktard*
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01-29-2016, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Dec 21, 2009
Location: Republic of Texas
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Originally Posted by SpiceItUp
It's not always coming from the guy.
Real conversation from a couple of days ago:
Me: That mouth feels great but damn, I need to fuck you.
Her: Mmm yeah! Do we need a condom? *starts stripper slide*
Me: Um, yes of course.
Her: *awkward pause* Oh, right. Always do! *gets one from drawer*
Me in my head: yeah right
*happy time with hooktard*
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How many pms hit your inbox so far?
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01-29-2016, 02:42 PM
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Dr. Wonderful
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Globe Trotter
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Is it safe?
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01-29-2016, 03:43 PM
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LMAO!!! You right tho chula
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Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus
Not only does it not help or deter the one seeking it in any way, but it's fairly simple to resolve.
Real conversation from tonight:
Me: Let's fuck. Put that dick in me baby.
Him: I wanna feel that pussy baby. I wanna take the rubber off.
Me: People in hell want ice water.. bitch, knock it off!
*happy time with fucktard*
See; they do understand English.
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