"Treat Her Right"

[JohnnyCap]

I have questions for the many swarthy members so impressed with themselves that they feel the need to provide instructions in their reviews:

'Take care of this one,' or

'Treat her right.'

Is it only after you are pleased with a transaction that you will decide to treat a person right? Do you not just treat them right automatically, as part of your daily routine?

If you don't say treat her right, is she to be systematically beaten and pissed upon, thrown into a pit to grovel with the dogs?

What do you mean by saying that? Is everyone else to tip her more for your good time? Or should she be pampered and spoiled with gifts until shes the subject of the next GPS thread? Or is 'treating her right' taking the time to hope she gets over her PT issues after you just nearly ripped her ears off face-fucking her?

Or do you just not recognize the hubris in instructing other adults how to treat people? Because if they're really that inept and need your guidance, there's 9 billion other people they need instructions on how to treat. Better get crackin'.

[rocbrittany]

lolz nice

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by JohnnyCap

pissed upon

errr I think that is extra charge ahhh donation,

[jokacz]

Hmm, never used the ear grabbing technique. Note to self: grab ears.

[offshoredrilling]

Rent-A-Wench Online!!!


Cruising the information super highway
I run across this Rent-A-Wench site
You only live once so I say, “what the hay”
Sitting there browsing the ads all night

In the early hours of the morning I find the one
She goes by the wenchly name of Purplesky
Her description says she loves fornication and fun
She has no picture, “Dear god I hope she’s not a guy”

It says that she likes to sit on bowling pins for kicks
For some reasons I’m oddly turned on by this
She goes by the motto “you can never have to many dicks”
I think I’ll have me a fun time with this little miss

I may let her handcuff me to the bed for fun
Maybe she’ll beat me until I’m blue in the face
Hop on and ride me like a bad donkey until she’s done
Maybe we'll even play a little game of poke and chase

It’s too late to back out now since I’ve already paid
I’m just so excited I can hardly control my wiener
Ready for three days of fun and getting laid
But I really hope she doesn’t show up with a vacuum cleaner

Author Notes

Of course I had to enter this contest due to the pile of threats I recieved and what would be done to me if I didn't. So out of fear here this is my entry. I couldn't help but see if I could make my good friend Lena (Purplesky) blush a bit..hope you all enjoy it....the vacuum cleaner comment can be traced back to the last contest the wenches had allpoetry.com/Poem/989983


Written January 26th, 2005

hehehehehe

[Gotyour6]

I always ask them when I meet them how they want to be treated.

This saves time for me.

[trojantide]

Or maybe you just waaay over analyzed the use of an expression meant to emphasize their satisfaction with the service that was provided. Additionally by brandishing them as swarthy and impressed with themselves they say fuck this, why would I review if I'm gonna get shit for it.
This is supposed to be a hooker review board, not a ridicule and intimidate board just bcuz you don't like their use of a fairly common expression.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by jokacz

Hmm, never used the ear grabbing technique. Note to self: grab ears.

I like by the hair better just sayin

[jokacz]

Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

I like by the hair better just sayin

Not always an option:

[Guest091813]

hair is always a nice option for those that wanna act like a cowboy ridin a bronco..

[Guest070916]

Originally Posted by trojantide

This is supposed to be a hooker review board, not a ridicule and intimidate board just bcuz you don't like their use of a fairly common expression.

Precisely!
I'm amazed at what some ladies say about some of the 'clients' they encounter while chatting them up. Some clients come in all sweaty and smell like they haven't showered in days. Others act surly and obnoxious feeling because they are paying, ladies have to submit in total acquiesce to whatever they demand, including handling them a lot more roughly than they prefer or expected. Then there are those who demand a steep discount in the ladies expected fee! This has scared a couple into giving up the biz....

I then recommend seeing ECCIE members who are all assumed to be perfect gentlemen, only to hear from some ladies that there are a few of these obnoxious blowhard types floating about in our membership!......ijs

[cowboy8055]

Originally Posted by trojantide

Or maybe you just waaay over analyzed the use of an expression meant to emphasize their satisfaction with the service that was provided.

+1

[jokacz]

Meh, I always thought of it as a throw away line, review filler.

Or a way to endear oneself to the PC board white knights/ass kissers.

[offshoredrilling]

fluff filler ta get others to tip and over pay. All in hope to be a WK hero.

I would not use that line even if I could review the one that saved me today. Where she had me drive ta buy me lunch was very good food.

just be self and let the chips fall where they may.

[jackfengshui]

Originally Posted by jokacz

Meh, I always thought of it as a throw away line, review filler.

So do it.