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ss4699 · 07-23-2012, 06:38 PM

Some here do not like the acronyms system and for some it is not really clear.

YMMV - many providers list services available. But not all may occur in one appointment?

Is that understandable or do some guys want it all every time, even in a 1/2 hour APPOINTMENTS?

Hygiene? And other things can effect was services are available? What else?

So there are two sides to this question.
What should gentlemen expect and what can ladies provide in the time requested?

A poll might be interest but it would need to be separate for each group.
So what does YMMV mean in Austin? I know that Maxie has been very YMMV is a great way with this old hound dog.

nuglet · 07-23-2012, 07:01 PM

just do a little search. Your question has been worked to death over the last few months.
From both points of view. Good luck. it is a YMMV thing..

rockerrick · 07-23-2012, 07:19 PM

So what does YMMV mean in Austin?

It's a small print legal disclaimer that means if I don't feel like giving you a good session , What are you going to do about it ? I have to really want to see a provider , if I open up P411 , and see that listed ! Most times I move on to the next . If I want YMMV I can get it on BP for 100 less !

Toyz · 07-23-2012, 07:22 PM

I always thought it meant when you missed the main entry point and had to be warned...

You May Miss the Vagina....

homer13 · 07-23-2012, 07:38 PM

I turn YMMV into other four letter words

1. Pass
2. Next

After all the gents don't have a YDMV acronym

Your
Donation
May
Varry

The only acceptable YMMV situation should be for quickie appointments and hygiene. If a lady isn't up to the rest she should cancel the appointment and save the gent the time and money.

Sexy Roxanne · 07-23-2012, 10:07 PM

I would assume for some it means different things. For example....one lady may offer GREEK to some folks and to others she may not. As in if you are hung like a donkey you may not be getting GREEK. YMMV.

ss4699 · 07-24-2012, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexy Roxanne

I would assume for some it means different things. For example....one lady may offer GREEK to some folks and to others she may not. As in if you are hung like a donkey you may not be getting GREEK. YMMV.

Good point Roxanne - that reminds me of a Sting song!!!

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Originally Posted by Toyz

I always thought it meant when you missed the main entry point and had to be warned...

You May Miss the Vagina....

Well that is a new one Toyz!

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Originally Posted by nuglet

just do a little search. Your question has been worked to death over the last few months.
From both points of view. Good luck. it is a YMMV thing..

Austintatious Lilly · 07-24-2012, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexy Roxanne

I would assume for some it means different things. For example....one lady may offer GREEK to some folks and to others she may not. As in if you are hung like a donkey you may not be getting GREEK. YMMV.

OMG GIRL!!!!!!

THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!

Michael_Loomis · 07-24-2012, 01:54 AM

what I expect from a session if it is labeled as FS, is a BJ. Either BBBJ or CBJ, and MPCFS.

Things that are acceptable as YMMV are LFK/DFK, DATY, FIV, BLS

Ez5417 · 07-24-2012, 02:53 AM

I know this is provider suicide, but I can admit I am def. ymmv. (I guess this could help me weed out those that have been hesitant anyway) but, as far as the acronyms I do offer, they are a guarantee no matter what. But there have been a few occasions over the past 7 years where chemistry just didn't happen, where their breath or hygiene was just beyond rancid, or they were too aggressive/ disrespectful for me to fully accommodate w a smile. It is what it is for me. But I can definitely admit that I can be ymmv depending on the gent himself. But as far as the simple expectations via acronym displays, FS, BBBJ, LFK, (Dfk for those who know how to wo swallowing my lips or soaking my cheeks lol) DATY etc are definitely included.

Same goes for the contrary, if we hit it off very well, I'm up for the extra effort in chemistry, sparks, extra time outside of the hour etc. and genuinely showing how much I'm into it.

Summing up my ymmv:: If you treat me like a queen, I treat you like king. If the guy treats me like a simple fuck, I do the same. Lol.

txtorn8do · 07-24-2012, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sexy Roxanne

I would assume for some it means different things. For example....one lady may offer GREEK to some folks and to others she may not. As in if you are hung like a donkey you may not be getting GREEK. YMMV.

It should be noted that even if you are hung like an Irishman, you still may not be getting GREEK!

SofaKingFun · 07-24-2012, 09:57 AM

I don't, for a second, believe that everybody gets the same in their appointments as everyone else, for a myriad of reasons.

YMWV, (Your Mileage Will Vary), is a far more accurate acronym than YMMV.

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Sexy Roxanne · 07-24-2012, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by txtorn8do

It should be noted that even if you are hung like an Irishman, you still may not be getting GREEK!

Hung like an Irishman, I love it!

I may need to try some of that...just not in my ass

Sexy Roxanne · 07-24-2012, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

I don't, for a second, believe that everybody gets the same in their appointments as everyone else, for a myriad of reasons.

YMWV, (Your Mileage Will Vary), is a far more accurate acronym than YMMV.

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SOOOOO VERY TRUE! Chemistry is not always the same with everyone. Sometimes you just happen to REALLY connect for whatever reasons. Can't help it, it's life.

ss4699 · 07-24-2012, 11:40 AM

I did not hobby for about 5 years and I have noticed more extreme differences or it seems that way in the Kansas/Missouri area. Price point may make a difference too. Any thoughts on that? Will a $$$$ appointment with an HDH gather more "services" and a $1/2 with a MILF? Either on the books or off?