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06-26-2012, 08:34 PM
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MISSLEADING & FALSE ADVERTISING
So I returned to work today after a four day weekend. Saw some friends, good times, a needed break...
Came back to work today for the expected hell, and it was as I envisioned. Came in an hour early, worked through lunch, left 1 1/2 late. Still not hearly caught up, but there are a few days left.
Decided..."Toyz needs a mental break...something to get my mind off of work". To top it off, a close friend got some bad news today & that is/was playing on my brain.
I thought "What will distract me if only for a while to clear my cranial passages"?
Porn...yeah Porn. Not a big fan of watching or certainly of filming...but knew it would at least get my attention...
So I went by the movie outlet. Everyone had been raving about this movie. Thought it might do the trick.
FARCE!! Hear I was expecting some hot and slippery...I mean with a title like WAR WHORES you would think there would be AT LEAST A LITTLE TITS & ASS, RIGHT????
Speilberg hasn't got a clue about carnal knowledge...
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06-26-2012, 09:36 PM
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So much potential with that title.
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06-26-2012, 10:01 PM
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I know of a War Horse movie. But War Whores? You've been had, man.
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06-26-2012, 10:14 PM
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06-26-2012, 10:30 PM
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Hell SL, I thought TITANIC was the John Holmes story...
That was not the only time I was confused over a movie...particularly Speilberg ones...
Was mislead when I was told it was "Saving Ryans Privates"...
You can imagine my dismay when I found out JAWS was about a fish...
Your Assic Park? Bunch of freakin' Lizards...
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06-27-2012, 03:41 AM
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Have you seen Pussy in Boots? I was trying to figure out how a woman's snatch would fit into boots, only to find that the movie was about A CAT. Un-be-fucking-lievable!
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06-27-2012, 08:42 AM
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I was excited to see that Snatch was playing the other day so i got myself comfortable on the couch in just my underwear. They did not show a single snatch other than Brad Pitt.
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06-27-2012, 10:34 AM
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May I suggest any western made by Mel Brooks. Especially one showing a particularly handsome man riding a bull.
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06-27-2012, 11:24 AM
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You guys crack me up. Thanks for the laugh.
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06-27-2012, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by txtorn8do
May I suggest any western made by Mel Brooks. Especially one showing a particularly handsome man riding a bull.
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"Never mind all that Shit... Mongo's coming!" Classic! 
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06-27-2012, 01:36 PM
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SL'S Top Ten Porn Movies
1) Jaws (All Oral staring Sixx)
2) Die Hardon (Staring Die Hard and Sponsored by Viagra)
3) The Wizard of Ahhhhs (All Rectal Staring Homer)
4) The Penist (Hands on documentary)
5) Forrest Gumit (Gay with no teeth Staring SOB)
6) Apokalips Now (Vietnamese Porno)
7) Star Wars (Staring Buckman Sponsored By Preparation H)
8) Toy Story (Mechanical Sex staring Toyz)
9) Doctor Strange Love (Staring Whispers)
10) One Flew Over The Coco’s Nest (A documentary of hobbyist that have seen EJLA)
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06-27-2012, 02:03 PM
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Don't forger to ad "The Sperminator."
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06-27-2012, 03:20 PM
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Don't forger to ad "The Sperminator."
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I thinck Hicks was in that one! LOL
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