I am recently single again. I have been posting some ads and I am getting either no response or frankly some rude replies.
"Mature man, okay, very mature man. I mean in age but not in mind.
I am seeking out several 40's ex model hardbodies for short term encounters. I hope to choose between you and perhaps expand to 2 hour encounters with the winner.
I am trying to be honest here and saying that, yes I am selfish and do not want to have any responsibility to any other human being. I am keeping it real for ya and laying my truth out for all to see.
If you have an interest then perhaps we can meet for a coffee or a cocktail. To keep things fair I will arrive and buy my beverage and then you can arrive and buy yours. We can then share a table but I need my back to the corner because I have some enemies and you just never know when they might show up. Think Wild Bill and Aces and Eights(wink).
If we hit it off we will need to use your place to consumate your affection for me. My room is small and my aunt does not like it if I have guests over. Please have hot or warm wash cloths available and not those wet wipes from Arthur Bryant's in case we do stuff.
Can't wait to hear from you.
Cat
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Am I too wordy here or what is wrong with people today?