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Boredom210 · 10-13-2020, 01:41 PM

Date: 13 Oct
Name: Linda
Phone: 210-360-0916
Email Address: n/a
URL / Website: n/a
City: SA
State: Texas
Address: Naco/O'Connor
Activities: TS, L3
Hair Length and Color: Long and dark
Age: late 30's?
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Typical Asian face, D's (I think) up top, not sure if MM or not?? MM booty. Sorry to say but not the goddess the hype led me to chase down. Dressed in typical "SPA" look, loose yet body forming dress.
Recommendation: Yes

kilroy72 · 10-13-2020, 09:41 PM

San Antonio. Where a 6 goes to become a 9.

Allcris · 10-13-2020, 09:43 PM

Good thing I didn't take the plunge. Was tempted though. Thanks for the intel.

Guitarzan76 · 10-16-2020, 12:18 PM

I had Linda once before the pandemic. I also found her to very mechanical in both the body slide and "massage." She did a good covered L2 for me and is great to look at, but honestly the "car drying" technique she used made it hard to get in the mood. Then she said "what do you want" like she was taking an order at McDonald's, so I opted for L2 so didn't have to put out any effort. To be fair, no one should go in to this place expecting a good massage. It is not an AMP. It's a "relaxation spa." People rave about Linda, but compared to Boa and Serena of days past, she's not in their league.

Boredom210 · 10-16-2020, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitarzan76

I had Linda once before the pandemic. I also found her to very mechanical in both the body slide and "massage." She did a good covered L2 for me and is great to look at, but honestly the "car drying" technique she used made it hard to get in the mood. Then she said "what do you want" like she was taking an order at McDonald's, so I opted for L2 so didn't have to put out any effort. To be fair, no one should go in to this place expecting a good massage. It is not an AMP. It's a "relaxation spa." People rave about Linda, but compared to Boa and Serena of days past, she's not in their league.

I could not agree more, especially with Serena (never tried Boa). The car drying is hilarious, but I could not think of a better way to describe it.

Jack Ruby · 10-19-2020, 08:41 PM

The trouble is that SA men continue to pay and tip these substandard providers as if they were top of the line. If you are in there on the table and you know (and we all know) that we are in for a crappy deal just smile your biggest smile and tip them $10 give them a hug and LEAVE.

naughty4u1976 · 10-19-2020, 10:36 PM

Been with Linda twice.
Both times were mechanical and rushed.

Shes an attractive girl yes.
But her performance and enthusiasm is greatly lacking.
And gives a shit massage.
If I would have had to wait as long as you with the heat packs
I woulda left.

I'd honestly rather listen to Chinese music than the top40
BS radio station with commercials.

You're not the only one to have a ho-hum experience with her.
For me passion counts.
Unfortunately, Linda has none.

I just guess there are a lot of starved 2 pump-chumps
in SA looking for a hot girl give them robotic service.
Count me out.

I'd rather have a 10 experience with a 5 any day
than to repeat with that fake assed robot.

rubtugsa · 10-21-2020, 06:30 AM

i saw linda recently. had a damn good time with her felt like i was in heaven. she seemed very into everything and treated me well, but then again we are the same age so maybe that plays a role with me everywhere i go in amp-land too lol.

MAtuzak · 10-21-2020, 03:09 PM

I haven't seen her in quite a while as I've had some health issues keep me down, but when I saw her, I had a great time. We got freaky on the table shower and that was quite an experience. She's a little shy but opens up to you the more you get to know her and she's a sweet girl who will take good care of you if you treat her right.