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dumars · 03-06-2020, 11:12 PM

It was suggested in a previous posting to get us fellas to open up about our past fuck ups. Those beginning hobby experiences that resulted in getting ripped off, scammed or whatever. that you now know was amateur and should have known better.

Swallow the pride, let's hear it!

Ode to the classic fuckup!

dumars · 03-07-2020, 12:23 PM

DAMN 85 views and not one story of a newbie fuck up?

Enchanterlingum · 03-07-2020, 01:16 PM

Not a fuckup on my part per se, but the first time I engaged in the hobby, it was an out call to my house. Set up the appointment and when she was getting close, I went outside to move my car so she had room to park. I get stopped and questioned by a cop right in front of my own house. I was thinking that I had been set up.

Once he was satisfied that I was not the droid he was looking for, he took off. She arrived a few minutes later and well, I was so freaked out that it was a bit of a wasted visit. I don't think my heart rate fell below 120 for about 3 hours.

hornyoldtoad · 03-07-2020, 04:23 PM

cancelled flights had me stuck in an airport hotel - did best i could to secure a last minute appt - read it so many times and still couldn't see past the playground i thought i was taking junior to...

she walked in - i had left my donation on the bathroom counter - when she asked i told her 'in the bathroom' - she went in to 'make sure i was telling the truth' and 'secure' the honorarium and then came out dressed and said it was a turn on to undress me first - got me buck nekkid while tossing my clothes around like a scene out of an old mickey rourke movie - started just enough touchy feely that i thought i was good - and then said she had to 'get ready' and was on her way to the bathroom while i lay there so stoked - then i heard the door shut and i knew there was a car waiting and an evac plan being executed...

threw on pants and t-shirt and by the time i got to the side door of the hotel there was nothing to see...

spent the next couple hours wondering what i would have / could have done had i caught her? chalked it up as hobby fucktardery and accpeted my t-shirt nomination - and went to an AMP which i should have done all along on such short notice...

Enchanterlingum · 03-07-2020, 04:46 PM

Nearly identical playout to the Third Rate Romance video.

hornyoldtoad · 03-11-2020, 07:13 PM

not my fault or maybe it was - but i have fallen prey to the wrong room number communication - always fun when both parties realize what's really happening

bigryan2222 · 03-11-2020, 11:52 PM

I'm glad the OP has no story to share

Saintliest · 03-14-2020, 08:34 PM

Showed up to a shit show once. She ingested something that didn't agree with her that wasn't food or drink, was throwing up in the toilet a few minutes after I entered. That was my first one.

Second one was an outcall to my house, she took the cash and ran. Since that time, I try and do as much research as I can before having someone visit. I did end up seeing her old doubles partner, and she was cool as shit. I told her about her "friend" and she admitted that she was a bitch and not surprised at all and that she was sorry that happened. I wish I could have seen that girl again, she was just a nice girl. Still look her up on social media occasionally, and I guess she's doing ok.

Spectreworld · 03-14-2020, 10:29 PM

I havent had one... yet... I listen to stories like these from you guys and luckily I havent been jipped out of my money yet. The way I can say it though fellas is this.... Better they steal the money than our lives or worse.

ahaywoodm · 03-15-2020, 12:30 AM

Massage girls where I used to love. 3 girls that worked in the same place, each with their own number. Head seen one before. Wanted the hot Asian American but she didn't answer, so hot up the so-so looking blonde. Found out when I got there that the Asian girl was now available if I wanted a double but I didn't bring enough for that. Turns out, after 45 minutes of rub down, the blonde had a boyfriend and HJ was all that was available. Should have insisted on the Asian who would do CFS. Don't settle and bring a little extra.

Dave Smith · 03-17-2020, 11:10 AM

Years ago I lived in an apartment and I called an agency and they sent a girl over to my place. She knocks on my next door neighbor’s door by mistake. He answers the door and there is this 25 year old girl in a short skirt and high heels and a sleeveless shirt that show her tattoos. She says “Are you Dave?” and says “Dave is the next door”. I later told him she was a girl I work with.

iDINE@Y · 03-17-2020, 11:29 AM

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2036987

TailHooked · 03-17-2020, 12:33 PM

I had a hobby phone with two numbers. I booked with my regular number and waited for her text the next day. I was in the right area waiting but never got a text. Just before the appointment, I texted to see what happened. She texted back wanting to know why I was using another number. That she had sent the required text an hour ago. Sure enough I had some how enabled the other number and disabled the first. She wasn't happy and was a well known traveling girl. At first she told me to forget it. I offered to pay her anyway, for my mistake. We did end up meeting. I was 15 min late. So a 45min appointment instead of one hour.

Chalkster · 03-17-2020, 09:23 PM

Had a girl take my donation and leave the room that I met her at. Made another appointment with her and took her purse/phone

JRLawrence · 03-18-2020, 12:10 PM

This is not about me, but what I witnessed.

I was sitting in court waiting for charges on another speeding ticket (I used to fly down the road to make it to a bunch of out of town customers. All tickets, and attorney fees were paid by the company.)

The case ahead of me was about a guy that was in bed doing the deed at a ladies apartment, fully nude. The girl's room mate was on trial for stealing the guys wallet. While he was going at it, the room mate came into the room and stole his wallet out of his pants pocket. He ran after her, down the stairs on to the street and about a block down the street when the cops stopped them both. The cops arrested her, and got his wallet with the money. He was let go to go get his pants.

When she got to court, the judge didn't believe her story and gave her 30 days in jail. The bailiff took her right of the witness chair, out the door and straight to jail. The guy got his wallet and money back.

The judge did nothing to the guy. It was the robbery that was noted.

I sat there in wonder. That was great.

Because of this, I keep my clothing next to the bed when I visit a girl. Don't give a woman access to your wallet. If you go to the shower, keep your wallet with you, or leave all of your cards and extra money in the car.