Loaning money to my sister
Last night my sister called and needed $300 for her light bill. I hate loaning money to family, so I said I'd think about it.
Then my mom calls and says don't loan her $300, she needs the money to bail her boyfriend out of jail. She wants to be with him tomorrow for his birthday...
So, I called my sister back and said I'd loan her the $300 for her electric bill.
Next morning I get a call from the jail, it's her screaming, "why did you give me counterfeit money?"
I told her that mom said she wanted the money so she can be with her boyfriend, not for the electric bill, now ya'll can be together, in jail...
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