Meat pie
This guy goes into a whore house and tells the madam he wants to eat out a girl for the first time. She sends him up and he meets this drop dead gorgeous blonde chick. She whips down her pants and he starts licking her twat. She starts to moan. Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn niblet. Thinking this is normal, as he has never done it before continues eating her out. She starts grabbing the sheets and squirming and began to moan louder. Minutes pass and he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal he continues. She's soon screaming as she cums. After, he finds a piece of meat on his tongue and stands up. Asks her, "Excuse me miss, but are you sick?" She looks at him and replies "No, but the last guy was!"
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