SCAM!!!!!

[Theory]

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home
Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works;

Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as
you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank
them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to
McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other
one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the
17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage
of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just
running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

[Guest070517]

Let me get some supplies.. "cheap wallets".. can you give all us ol farts a few good locations.. with the price of gas these days....we on fixed incomes can't spend all day driving from parking lot to parking lot...

[Sexwaffle]

Wonder if they'll try that on a younger gent like myself...
It might be humorous to include a note in the wallet or something, but then again that will just ruin the whole game...

Yes I agree location location location. It would be great to have this happen just for the story in of itself.

I think I might have a good idea of somewhere to try out.

Any other insider secrets you could bless the rest of us so we know exactly where to avoid in the parking lots?

[Mokoa]

If I had a dollar for every time that joke was posted I could hobby with such wild abandon!

[flinde]

True, Mokoa, but I laugh every time

[latinalover]

OMG THATS terrible i would never, damm its could out here at lowes this morning!

[pickupkid]

lmao

[guest050313]

What do they mean by 'older' men? Like, should I add some extra grey to my hair? Extra-roomy cars/SUVs preferred?

[Guest071711]

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[CiaraMist]

Funny funny! I thought you said you weren't going to TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT!! LMAO!