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Originally Posted by Still Looking
That's right "LADIES" $300 is $5.00 per minute. So let me share a most recent experience.
First off she was $55 late. Never a big deal to me I'm such an understanding guy. Normally I get worried at $100 and start getting frustrated at $150. It was a two call system. When she returned my text at $55 after she asked for $25 more. At $80 after our scheduled time she text me the room number. Collected my camera, my doll and chit and made my way to the room. Ok it's now $95 after. We chat for a few and I give her the gift bag and watch as she takes each gift out. She was so happy and surprised and asked questions and made comments about each gift and how thoughtful it was. I glance at my cell phone and notice its $150 past. I tell "well are you ready to take a few pictures for the review?". She replies sure let me just check my make up. She comes out of the bathroom $30 later. So now I get her to do a few shots dressed and then undressed. Then with LIL SL. This took $45. So I think its time to hit the sheets... right? Oh no she wants to review EVERY picture I took. Only ask I delete 3 of them. No big deal. That took $20. So I tell her... I'm always respectfully of a ladies time but we did start $75 late. I just want to make sure you don't have an appointment right after me. She replies I'm very sorry but I do. I said NO PROBLEM. I got underdressed and she started BBBJ for about $15 then I covered up and for $25 I tapped that ass doggie and took no prisoners. I have $25 to clean up and get out of dodge so the next guy won't be delayed. I clean in the bath room and come out to get dressed as she is bust texting someone. I collect the gifts I brought put them back in the gift bag. I put down $200 her half hour rate. As I'm leaving I tell her... " $200 seems like a lot of money for less than $55 worth of time." She says nothing. I get to my car and text her... "A Baby wipe does a shower NOT make. How many appointments do you stalked one on top of the other? You're embarrassing. At first I thought the smell was me but I knew it couldn't have been. I showered just before I came over. It's you! Wash you damn ass and maybe you could leave $150 between each session so guys won't be delayed, run into each other or maybe you can even take a shower. Interesting concept....NO?"
She did not text back. No review was written. So I'm driving down the road and I see a Dairy Queen. I thought what the hell. I'll put the flames out with a nice soft serve cone. I get into the drive through. It took $30 to get my $2.19 soft serve. I went home and started drinking early that day.
Ladies.... Gentleman... any thoughts? OH and $200 for 30 minutes is $6.66 per minute. Sounds all but satanic ..... NO?
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That is pretty fucked up overall and that baby wipe shower is just all kinds of nasty BUT I am soooooooo NOT surprised. Not gonna mention any names but I have shared a few incalls regretfully with some providers that use this technique for their clean up after appointments. Personally, I feel it is disgusting not to mention plain inconsiderate for the client. A person should at least have enough self respect to clean themselves FOR themselves let alone for another person they will be having an intimate encounter with.
I know that money is tempting for those who need it badly and rely on this biz so they book each client who calls and try to squeeze them in fast and furious-like (lots of times clients will call all at the same time!) but it doesnt work and can cause too much suspicion and issues on various ends.
Providers should and need to refresh by taking a complete shower (xtra attn to the parts most used!
) , redoing makeup completely (due to lfk, dfk, cof, bbbj, etc etc), sometimes hair needs to be washed if youve gotten too sweaty in previous visit or from cum (lol), brush teeth & mouth wash (BOTH!), room should be cleaned up and reorganized (clean sheets etc) and tub should be bleach quick rinsed for courtesy of next client along with a new in pkg soap, towel and other amenities as offered.
This is part of my regular routine and therefore I dont have back to back or double booking issues unless someone overstays their welcome rudely. I always allow a few extra minutes before and after for small talk as well so if they do overstay- they are truly over doing it.
You got fucked, SL. But on the brighter side- it was a funny as hell story and masterfully written I must say.
Just so you'll understand... $300 is $5.00 per minute!
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