Take him to the Greek???

[cyranose69]

Ok, I have been a member here for several years and had great experiences and read great reviews, but I noticed a common trend among providers and surveyors of sin.
More and more providers are expanding their menus to include "Greek" activities and charging a "maintenance fee" with the service.

I have never done greek and still have my BV card. So my question is, is it really all that??
Sure the increase in surface area contact stimulation would be a pro, but what about all the cons?

I imagine I would be that over eager miner sixty niner grabbing the girls hips and trying to tap out her backside and go balls deep. Writing my name in cum on the insides of her ass cheek..."Cy was here 7-23-14...!!!"

I always remember that line from The Lord of the Rings concerning the Dwarves, "The Dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. "You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm:"

What if I delved to greedily and went to deep? What would I awaken in her darkness??
I remember all to well the high school stories of Charlie and the Chocolate highway and how the the pipes became clogged with extreme back pressure and eventaully erupted all over Agustus Glump.

What about hemorrhoids? Should I be concerned or treat them as speed bumps along the Hershey highway?

Also, what about butt hairs? Ignore them or pluck them?

What if the provider has no lubrication? Do spit or dry fuck?
If I dry fuck should I worry about an extreme Indian burn from chaffing (frictional forces)? If I spiit while chewing gum and it falls into the opening who is going to retrieve it?

So much to think about. I worry about my health and hers. Will the blunt force truama affect her bowel movements in the near future. Is it beneficial for constapation?
Who knows? I don't. Do I really want to?

Any info would be helpful from both ends.

[Guest061815-1]

Originally Posted by cyranose69

Any info would be helpful from both ends.

Comedy Gold.

[savak]

greek is the shit

(pun intended)

the chicks feel it, and you will to, cause its a tighter fit.

[Samcro84]

Don't do Greek. Have enough fun in other two holes.

Would be afraid girl may want to do me with a strap on. LOL

[oldtiger]

Corn lodged in the urethra opening.

#neveragain

[NikkiWhite]

Im cool im not interested in suffering from anal prolapse.

[cyranose69]

I read a medical journal that mentioned a prolapsed anus. It was very vivid in reconstructing the orifice musculature and reinserting the rectum.
Guess thats why I never found it appealing to me.
Its like having a massive stinky outty.

[savak]

Originally Posted by cyranose69

I read a medical journal that mentioned a prolapsed anus. It was very vivid in reconstructing the orifice musculature and reinserting the rectum.
Guess thats why I never found it appealing to me.
Its like having a massive stinky outty.

if your talking about what i think your talking about....

in the porn world they call it rose budding i think.

[oldtiger]

Originally Posted by NikkiWhite

Im cool im not interested in suffering from anal prolapse.

Damn, just damn.

[Precious_b]

Never appealed to me.

But it might go along the reasoning why my father never played golf.

He thought if he did, he might get hooked to it.

A person never knows till he goes down that road.

[HUMP!]

Paid the anal upcharge once to a well known rethpectable provider. We tried, I believe we honestly tried, butt it just wasn't to go in much. All that heartache, er, headache for $; no longer interested. Except I know a civilian whose ass pipe looks like a candidate.

[Novatx]

Get with Bonn11

[UTRDaisy]

Hahahaha. Dont ask Bonn. -.-

[UTRDaisy]

Kidding kidding. Bonn11 would be the expert I spose.=)

[Guest112916]

How many ladies fart during a session?