Fish Tales
Hubby uses a fishing trip as his cover as he goes out for some playtime. Upon returning home, he laughs to himself as he tells the wife that he's going to hop in the shower to get rid of that fishy smell. When he exits the shower, he's confronted by the wife who looks plenty pissed. He's caught off guard for a split second when she asks "Why is there a pair of panties in your tackle box?". Hubby quickly composes himself because he knows he didn't take his tackle box up to the room. He confidently responds "There aren't any panties in my tackle box". Wife replies "Yes there are, I put them in there before you left".
Wife 1, Hubby 0.
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