Infected wiener

[Treetop78759]

Last weekend I was manscaping and got cut on the underside of my wiener.

Today I was scaping again and noticed that it's really infected so I treated it with an antibiotic ointment.

Tomorrow I have a date with a megahot traveling hooker from P411 who is also cream pie friendl!

Normally I like the room lighted so the females can admire my beauty but I don't want her to see the wound.

Do you think it would be a red flag if I told her to greet me naked in a pitch dark room? Another option is to make her wear a blindfold the entire time.

I'm sure this has happened to most of you so any advice or suggestions on the best way to hide it greatly appreciated. FYI. She is going to suck me a lot.

Thanks.

[offshoredrilling]

amputation

[pfunkdenver]

I think it would be quite rude and foolish of you to put an infected unit in a woman. IMHO you should cancel.

[Alyssa XOXO]

Your threads crack me up OP, finally some entertainment; THANK YOU I shall check back in tomorrow...

Have a great night and Happy Hobbying!

[Michael8219]

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After applying the New Skin to your nicked little smoky walk completely nekid up and down the street so that the New Skin dries and get ready for your date.

Each of you should then drink 7 ounces of Jack Daniels mixed with 3 ounces of Southern Comfort as fast as possible. Now both of you should then take and place one (1) brown old school paper grocery bag over your head. Then take a second identical yet slightly larger brown paper sack and repeat.

Remember you were supposed to have cut a 4 mm diameter hole in both of your date’s sacks to accommodate the whole lot of anticipated sucking. If you didn’t, do so now taking extreme caution so as not to hurt your partner.

Lastly turn down the lights if you haven’t already done so.

Now you are guaranteed to have a great time. She won’t suspect a thing.

[ben dover]

So.. let me get this right, you have an infected open wound on your junk and plane to bareback a hooker with that rotten thing and hiding that fact from her. Sure what could go wrong?

[carguy1989]

The fact that you come here to ask this question (if you are serious) is the real red flag. Cancel the appointment now. You are going to bbfs an escort who has provided bbfs to who knows how many other guys that could potentially have slipped so much other fungus into her.

IF your post is an attempt at humor, hire a new writer.

[winn dixie]

tree is good at producing click bait for the board.

[Treetop78759]

Listen you bunch of fat crybaby dudes. I can't cancel because I paid a deposit and she clearly stated that it's not refundable if I cancel.

[pittlicker]

Perhaps we could start a go-fund me page for him to offset his deposit that he should have never paid. He sounds like an upstanding monger.

[SARufus]

Pack it in ice for 12 hours. It will kill the infection and speeds up the blood clotting 3x.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Treetop78759

Listen you bunch of fat crybaby dudes. I can't cancel because I paid a deposit and she clearly stated that it's not refundable if I cancel.

Oh Fucking Well

[DesWad]

Finally another, brand new never heard of reason to never pay a deposit EVER!

[winn dixie]

Just dont do daty! I just left a creampie.

[pittlicker]

Why give him the warning? LOL