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Old 09-13-2010, 06:46 PM   #1
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

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then she slapped him?
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Old 09-14-2010, 06:32 PM   #3
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Hahaha...
Ummm yupp/:
Pretty much!





fudge/: I got a parking ticket today!
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Old 09-17-2010, 12:30 PM   #4
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I hate when I used to get those. Made me mad since I thought all UPD would do is go around looking for someone parked a few inches too far over and give them a ticket.
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I hate when I used to get those. Made me mad since I thought all UPD would do is go around looking for someone parked a few inches too far over and give them a ticket.
Pshhh I know/:

I went to casiers to pay it, and they told me that I have to send it by mail.

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