Hilarious happening at Colette's

[DallasBella]

(Will not name the client out of respect, but if "you" see this feel free to post!)

I know a gentleman who I have seen for several years now. This weekend we went to the swinger's club, as we had before. Walked in and sat by the dance floor for a bit.
Suddenly, my client turns to me and says; "We need to move spots because I see my DAD here with my stepmom!"

I thought he was kidding ..... he was not.
Keep in mind, while Incredibly handsome, my date is not a younger man. So his father is in his 70's

After stealthily moving to the upstairs balcony, some discussion, and visual confirmation: I realize that I have seen them there before !

hahahahahahaha!

Don't worry, we still had a lot of fun and playtime. Just can't believe this coincidence.
We don't think they saw us.


Has anyone had a similar experience, running into family or colleges? Some of the ladies there with SOs told me they wear wigs to keep from being recognized.

[Doc2078]

Ha! Bet playtime was hot!!

[C-Notes]

Not quite the same thing but ...
I was in Baby Dolls sitting near the beer girl at the front when my grandfather was rolled in by his caretaker. I little shocked but glad he was still having fun and the caretaker was cool with. I'm sure the girls took advantage of him but hell, if he was having fun - why not
Never said anything to anyone.

[TexTushHog]

Shades of The Scots infamous review.

[alaine]

Yep...was hosting a Swingers party once upon a time....When the last couple arrived, I was taking them around the house and then out by the pool to introduce them to the other guest. When for some odd reason...they panicked and ran out the door. I'm like WTF? Next morning she called and said that I had almost "introduced" her to her own brother. Apparently neither knew the other were swingers.

Another party, ( back then we always used an alias) I opened the door to find a male Nurse that I had worked the night shift with on the previous day. Not much we could do at that point but laugh.

In ALL the years of swinging and hosting MANY parties, those were my only two incidents of that type of thing. In the metro-plex there are so many people involved in the lifestyle that I can literally go out to a club and not see one person of that I know. I've met/know a hell of a lot of swingers. That is a common concern that I hear from new swingers, they are afraid that they will bump into someone they know or work with etc.

I ran into a client in Kroger a couple nights ago. He kept looking at me and said...."you really look familiar". I just laughed and said..."Oh probably so, I'm an old Nurse". I wanted to say...Yep, I've sucked your cock at some point.

[Babylee]

Haha..oh yes. My ex and I were swingers. We were having a nice time mingling with some of our friends, when I was asked to the dance floor. Out of the corner of my eye I see a tall lady dancing with another female. The closer I looked the more she looked very familiar. Was my sister. She was out getting her groove on with her new "girlfriend". So me being the "funny girl" i am..I went over to them and looked at them and asked if i could cut in...I grabbed my sister and started dancing with her..lol.We both agreed to not mention this to anyone...oops..

Also, I had a client schedule with me. His real name was very familiar, but I didn't put two and two together. When I arrived at his room, I realized that he was a fellow class mate from high school. Very awkward situation. Needless to say he left with a smile and still comes to see me sometimes...

[DownForWhatever]

Drame at the Sterling one night.

My "date" and I were checking in and noticed a lot of obvious cross-dressers in the lobby area. Apparently there was a function for them on that night.

We checked into our room, and headed upstairs. After a while, we took some new "friends" back to the room.

In the heat of the action, there was a loud commotion outside the door...with a lot of screaming and crying. Someone poked their head out the door and apparently a large man in a sequin dress was receiving CPR in our doorway, with EMS, cops and firemen everywhere.

What a BUZZ KILL!

After the action quieted down we peaked out again...to see a pile of medical debris.

The next morning, we asked...and found out that the patient was fine.

[Dudgeonpolymath]

Your client did not know his Dad and StepMom were into swinging?

[C-Notes]

TTH
Are you talking about when a certain flight attendant showed up at his door. Epic

[scsholar]

In my last semester of grad school, I decided to take a retreat to Dallas. I stayed with a buddy of mine at his apartment in uptown. I flipped through eccie and discovered that one of the providers just happened to be person I had met at various parties and clubs from the college town.

Had her do an outcall. The look of her face when she opened the door was priceless. It was the only time I had dropped three bills but that was great.

[DallasBella]

Originally Posted by Dudgeonpolymath

Your client did not know his Dad and StepMom were into swinging?

Well hun,
Are YOU savvy to your parents sexual habits?

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by Dudgeonpolymath

Your client did not know his Dad and StepMom were into swinging?

if the dad or step-mom had been at colette with someone else - that would have been very akward.

if the dad or step-mom saw you two, approached you two, and said "let's go to a private room and get it on!", now that would have been verrrrry akward !!!!! :^0


bella, glad you all were able to slink away out of sight.

[DallasBella]

*UPDATE*
My client texted yesterday to let me know he had been found out. Apparently, when printing out the tickets an extra one was left in the printer!

Client was very vague when texting so I’m not sure exactly how it all played out. He DID NOT call him out for meeting there and they didn’t admit it. So I guess that something he can save for a rainy day ha ha Ha ha ha

[alaine]

TFF ..something to share with grand/great grands I suppose.

[Dudgeonpolymath]

Difficult not being raised in a small, two bed room home.