I'm huge!

[CoHorn]

No, not me.

I just read another review and I try to understand why guys always have to talk about how hung they are and how you tore it up in the ROS. Now I understand that guys will be guys, but it's not like the ladies can read your self description. I doubt that you are impressing anyone with your self promotion. Personally, I don't care if you are hung like a horse or a field mouse.

The reason we read reviews are to get information about the ladies, not your dick size. I like reading funny reviews as much as the next guy, but damn.

No this is not an ad, but if any ladies want to find out my dick size, just say so.

[Guest062912]

Ok. How big is it? (What? Someone was going to ask.)

[CoHorn]

Closer to field mouse than Seabiscuit.

I'll show you sometime

[Guest100513-2]

we are all huge in ROS

[Blurr 7]

Originally Posted by tracibrooks

Ok. How big is it? (What? Someone was going to ask.)

Any preference?

[Surge]

Originally Posted by monkmonk

we are all huge in ROS

you aint lying....

but like Cohorn said...whats really valuable is what the girl is like or does in the ROS section...if you go more than once, just say she was MSOG...

[Guest062912]

Bigger than a field mouse, smaller than Seabuscuit.

Originally Posted by Blurr 7

Any preference?

[spitfire178]

as long as you sandwich it in between a couple of franklins im sure you will be the *biggest* they have ever seen.

but srsly, its like a baby's holding an apple.

[Blurr 7]

Originally Posted by tracibrooks

Bigger than a field mouse, smaller than Seabuscuit.

Good answer. I think I need a first hand assessment. By the way your avatar is memorizing.

[Tara Evans]

Originally Posted by CoHorn

No, not me.

I just read another review and I try to understand why guys always have to talk about how hung they are and how you tore it up in the ROS. Now I understand that guys will be guys, but it's not like the ladies can read your self description. I doubt that you are impressing anyone with your self promotion. Personally, I don't care if you are hung like a horse or a field mouse.

The reason we read reviews are to get information about the ladies, not your dick size. I like reading funny reviews as much as the next guy, but damn.

No this is not an ad, but if any ladies want to find out my dick size, just say so.

Well I know how big and lets just say it's very nice.

[jfred]

Originally Posted by Tara Evans

Well I know how big and lets just say it's very nice.

See! CornHo was feeling insecure and just wanted some sweet lady to come on here and assure him that he measures up! Feel better now, dude?

I too roll my eyes at some of the exploits described in ROS. (Neo, CanDO... are your ears burning? ) I don't doubt, however, that there are among us a small group of exceptional man-whores and among that group there is a smaller group for whom describing their exceptionalism publicly is part of the erotic package.

At least they are posting reviews! LOL

Originally Posted by Blurr 7

...your avatar is memorizing.

Mesmerizing? Memorable? Either way you're right about the avatar.

[TexasT]

It's so big it's got its own zip code. It's so big it won't return Spielberg's calls. It's so big......

[daty/o]

Originally Posted by jfred

I too roll my eyes at some of the exploits described in ROS. (Neo, CanDO... are your ears burning? ) I don't doubt, however, that there are among us a small group of exceptional man-whores and among that group there is a smaller group for whom describing their exceptionalism publicly is part of the erotic package.

I'm still trying to figure out how some guys always give the lady 3 or 4 O's even during a 30 min session. (maybe it's related to Lana Warren's thread about illusion)

[Guest071613-2]

Originally Posted by esteve

I'm still trying to figure out how some guys always give the lady 3 or 4 O's even during a 30 min session. (maybe it's related to Lana Warren's thread about illusion)

BINGO!!!!!!

A big dick does not equal a good time. Trust me. The guys who have to talk about how big it is, are not necessarily the best lays, as much as they would like to think so. That is why they have to fall back on size..because they have little ability to get into the MIND of a woman, which is where the key to the best BCD is...and they are clueless.... Just because the chick is screaming does not mean she is enjoying. Really. Be glad that we cannot respond to these reviews, LOL. So many fantasies and dreams would be shattered.

[TheWanderer]

Originally Posted by esteve

I'm still trying to figure out how some guys always give the lady 3 or 4 O's even during a 30 min session. (maybe it's related to Lana Warren's thread about illusion)

Oh yeah, I know how...
It's called "locker room embellishment exaggeration" or LREE which is a nice word for standard "bull-sheet."

Hey, everybody is a great lover with a diamond-cutter boner on a good day.
Most of us at times have laid pipe like Peter North working with Debbie Diamond on a cocktail of Viagra and a Monster energy drink.
Then again, we've all had times when it became a frightened turtle.
The guys who are always superstuds are the bull-shitters and they are easy to spot.
I quit bragging about my sexual exploits years ago because I didn't want to be one of those guys.
I've had sessions so wild that I've even had to tone down my discussion of it because it sounded made up.....
The reality is that these guys hear 4 or 5 moans from a lady and they translate it to 4 or 5 orgasms in their own mind...lol