Provider Ads That Piss Me Off

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My eyes hurt. Unnecessary dots, unconventional syntax, goofy special characters and references to forbidden activities. I know what this "screams" to me, and that I'm old and cranky, but does anyone else feel like I do?

[bangalores]

Doesn't bother me. Has an almost festive feel to it, like I might be takeing a trip to the carnival, or a great party or something.

I've seen ones that do go a little overboard with all the extras, but I don't think
the example given realy fits into that category.

I think it might be worse to be a little to plain and boaring. Want to catch
the eye.

The bad part would be if the young lady wasn't being truthful about her service.

PS. Love the news report bit.

[urhuckleberry]

I must be old and cranky, too. When I see a provider ad that starts like that, I don't even bother to stop and read it. It reminds me too much of a BP ad, and all that entails...

JMO.

Huck

[Torito]

Originally Posted by urhuckleberry

I must be old and cranky, too. When I see a provider ad that starts like that, I don't even bother to stop and read it. It reminds me too much of a BP ad, and all that entails...

JMO.

Huck

mE..tOo
But then I know I am old and cantankerous.(sp)

Torito

[Tony Patella]

[rubberbiscuit]

prohibited topic removed, huck

[Ron Mexico]

I guess I'm too young to give a shit about what an ad looks like. I care more about the services listed in it. I thought as you got older you learn not to judge books by their covers. Her reviews put her in the A+ category(except for CBJs), which is what counts. I don't go to see escorts so we can read Shakespeare and grade term papers, I go to fuck. I don't care if she not an English major if she has the skills described in her ads and reviews. Her love of CBJs offends me more than her grammar.

[jj48]

If a girl can't spell and puncuate she has problems I do not want to deal with. Playful language is one thing, writing like a retard is another.

[Jules Jaguar]

"Her love of CBJs offends me more than her grammar."

lmfao!!!

[Sleepy363]

When I read those, here is what I translate it as:

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[sweet.treat69]

I agree with most of what everyone said here- it looks too much like a BP ad, and you would think girls who transition onto ECCIE would stop with the symbols and learn how to come up with a professional and informative ad.

[guest043013-2]

Originally Posted by urhuckleberry

I must be old and cranky, too. When I see a provider ad that starts like that, I don't even bother to stop and read it. It reminds me too much of a BP ad, and all that entails...
JMO.
Huck

Agreed.

And while I may go there for sexual pleasure, the mind is the most important sexual organ. In most cases, a gal like that ain't going to stimulate that part of my sex drive.

It all boils down to a few things:

1. WALDT
2. Ladies are free to advertise as they wish, charge as they wish, accept clients as they wish, discriminate as they wish, insult as they wish.
3. Guys are allowed to read or reject ads as they wish, decide how much they are willing to pay, discriminate as they wish, reject or ignore as they wish, and yes, probably insult as they wish.
4. One party's wish(es) may result in the other parties rejection. Of course, this can become quite a circular argument between the two sexes, an argument that has been ongoing since the time of the caveman.

Recognize, discrimination could be race, body size, muscle tone, hair color, hair at all (bald), body hair, age, shoe size, tongue length, appendage sizes, body art, color of nail polish, location, services offered, incall/outcall type, type car driven, management style (pimp), optical acuity (wears eyeglasses), nose shape, lip shape, ear shape, scars, literacy/educational status, smoking preference, alcohol preference, illegal drug preference, condom usage, and there are probably a few others.

Also, this is not an attempt to turn this into another NBA thread, BBW thread, BBFS thread, etc.

I guess the important thing a lady must remember is who her targetted audience is. If she wants to appeal to fat, balding, overweight, old men then her ad will need to meet certain criteria. For young, athletic guys, another set of criteria may be needed. And the price point she wishes to appeal to can trump many of the other criteria.

[Kayleehotchick]

I say don't read it.....

One persons trash could be another person treasure.

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by sweet.treat69

I agree with most of what everyone said here- it looks too much like a BP ad, and you would think girls who transition onto ECCIE would stop with the symbols and learn how to come up with a professional and informative ad.

while i agree, sweet.treat, people are not always rational, esp. in this sub-culture/business.

making or not making that transition is one of the things that will decide how well she does and how long she lasts in this sub-culture/business.

if she's committed to her consulting, provides a deliteful consulting session at a reasonable fee [everyone defines reasonable for themself], and enjoys what she's doing, then the probability of her success rises.

at least, that's my rational view of this sub-culture/business.

[sweet.treat69]

I agree with you! I just feel that almost every girl on BP has those kinds of ads, and ECCIE is a huge step up from that. Most guys will assume that she's under management or not very experienced at this. I believe that a number of guys simply won't even both reading the ad just because of all the stupid special letters and symbols, so why not just type it normally? It'll still get the same point across, and guys will appreciate the fact that they don't have to decipher and decode everything.