WTF??? Disappearing Party Favors

[Shea Veile]

I've waited more than long enough to avoid pinpointing anyone. It's happened not once but several times since I've resided in Dallas but never anywhere else.

I usually help my visitors clean up afterwards unless they want to handle it themselves. The party favors end up in the trash, as they should. Except for the rare instances when they've unexpectedly disappeared. I'm not talking about a trip thru the plumbing.

Yup. Vanished into thin air.

I'm trying not to imagine what happens beyond the privacy of my condo.

Please don't tell me you've taken it for a ride down the highway and have thrown it out of the car window. The poor driver behind you ...

Either you're paranoid and have watched too much CSI, not finished with the party favor or huh?

Can you please explain what's going on???

[berkleigh]

Lol...I've had someone tie it off and jet out the door with it! ....very strange.....

[Jasser]

I usually flush it, but I can see how someone paranoid wouldn't want to leave their DNA behind as evidence.

[Tara Evans]

I have had men do the same thing. They will tie it up and walk out the door. I'm like are you serious?

[Randall Creed]

That is true, Jasser. There are times where I've left wondering if something will come of what I left behind that I thought got flushed or dumped in the trash. When she jumps to take it off and goes into the bathroom sometimes (not all) a little uneasiness creeps in. Sure, it may come from watching too much CSI, but you can never underestimate what goes through people's minds.

What I do is empty it in the toilet, flush the goo itself, and throw the bag in the trash. Don't want to back up the toilets, now do we.

[Guest100513-2]

On the bright side they could be stealing the towels instead

[guest021711]

Shea...I will be happy to leave you with my DNA.....again.


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[CoHorn]

Maybe they are afraid that you have a turkey baster and a home in vitro fertilization kit.

[Hercules]

Originally Posted by Shea Veile

Please don't tell me you've taken it for a ride down the highway and have thrown it out of the car window. The poor driver behind you ...

Today's traffic advisory...widespread flying man goo.

[Guest050911]

OK, I am just.... Huh???

And I used to think I was kinky...

And now I got to avoid Flying Condoms of Goo, oh Hell no... Maybe we need a check in / check out system for the condoms... Like surgery... LOL!

[daveindallas]

i find it hard to believe a condom would back up a toilet?
what is proper etiquette?

[wild28]

A very good friend of mine is really paranoid about this. He has to flush it down the toilet himself and watch it go down before he leaves. Always thought that was a little on the weird side.

[jfred]

Originally Posted by Shea Veile

...Either you're paranoid and have watched too much CSI...

There are apocryphal stories, Shea, that occasionally circulate through local Hobby lore, of a woman who was (perhaps) a bit paranoid and took to keeping those "favors" on ice, juuust in case anything ever happened to her. True or not, it could be the basis for an interesting plot line, don't ya think?

Our 42d president, as you recall, had occasion to rue the moment he left his mark on the good ol' blue dress. She may have been an intern, but she had sense enough to fold that dress and store it, unwashed. That (and her ability to describe the mole on his penis) sealed his fate.

A gent with evidentiary concerns should consider (before he runs the lady through a wood chipper ) that his 50 minute romp in the sack leaves behind a trove of DNA in hair and skin particles. ("Yes, officer, I dismembered her, but, "I did not have sex with that woman!"")

Being one who likes to "see his work" what to do with the condom is rarely an issue.

[lilsmurf]

I just threw up, what the fuck is wrong people.

[Peanut]

In true crime books - some of the criminals like a momento of their crimes.

Maybe some of the gentlemen want a momento also.