Religious jokes?
Why is it we can make jokes about Christians, Jets, Buddhists, and most every other religion but not Muslims. Everyone needs a sense of humor.
here are a few what if's from my buddy Jeff Foxworthy
1. If you refine heroin for a living,
but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and a £5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth,
You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your bum with your bare hand
but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles:
Bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone
you haven't declared jihad against,
You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous
but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones
have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women
and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
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