a gay man goes to a strip club

[ms_anika]

this is great...

"The place smelled like cotton candy and broken dreams and felt like a cavern...In many ways, it was exactly how I expected it to be but it was still very shocking...I didn’t like seeing these girls dance even as a cheap thrill not because I wasn’t attracted to them but because I didn’t like seeing all of these humans regress into being animals. They stared at them like a hunter who’s tracking down its prey. Simply put, it was not chic."


http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/a-gay-mans-guide-to-a-strip-club/#g4QfKQAJrlpB25DT.99"

[Whitenoise]

Silly me. I was waiting for the punchline.....

[petiteassman]

you have managed to quickly turn off gay and straight folks as well as piss off dancers. with every post you wonder why are you in this business.

[trojantide]

I'm not sure why that would get you pissed off at ms_e? It's pretty much what I would expect a gay guy to say, he's from Venus. Interesting post, thanks ms_e.

[Tiger]

Funny thing for him to say considering he could have gone to a chippendales review.

[rooster]

Originally Posted by Whitenoise

Silly me. I was waiting for the punchline.....

It's coming. Wait for it. She'll post more. As soon as someone says something to REALLY piss her off.

(dang, maybe I ruined it)

This is my favorite line out of it:

"They stared at them like a hunter who’s tracking down its prey."

Who exactly was the hunter and who exactly was the prey here? Pretty ambiguous. But it was a pretty poorly written POS anyway.....

Here's the link to the whole POS: http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/a-gay...-a-strip-club/

Be patient. It takes awhile to load. Probably because there are thousands of people waiting to read all of the insightful articles with titles like "I'm Sorry For Staring At You, Interracial Couple." (real title of another post on there, no shit!)

The full post about the SC ain't any better than what she quoted above. The best line:

"Before I left though, a topless girl came up to me and put my hand on her boob. It felt squishy and nice."


(now maybe I "un-ruined" it and we'll get our punchline!)

[vern0064]

Damn thats about what i would expect a gay guy to feel like at a strip club but like what Tiger says is put him in a Chippendales review and he would be sporting a "woody" all nite long. We would be the ones writng the same type of review!!!

[vern0064]

Originally Posted by rooster

It's coming. Wait for it. She'll post more. As soon as someone says something to REALLY piss her off.

(dang, maybe I ruined it)

This is my favorite line out of it:

"They stared at them like a hunter who’s tracking down its prey."

Who exactly was the hunter and who exactly was the prey here? Pretty ambiguous. But it was a pretty poorly written POS anyway.....

(now maybe I "un-ruined" it and we'll get our punchline!)

careful we dont want to upset anyone its been a quiet week hasn't it!!! We don't want to have a Do we.

[Lexxxy]

I have a hard time finding strip clubs I like. I enjoy wiggles in NYC, the penthouse club in Houston, and cheerleaders in Pittsburgh because they aren't just Fake tits on a stick. To me I have to see curves to me it's all about the look and feel of it. If a girl does have implants they have to look real or I'm not spending money on her. The most I have ever spent at a strip club was $1200 the least was $14 for my crown Manhattan. I walked in and all I could smell was men's Cologne, there was barely anyone in there, and every girl had the body of a 10 year old boy, I finished my drink and left so fast that the valet didn't even have my car parked yet.
Ewwww! I went and saw the thunder down under guys and it was creepy seeing them all oiled up and when you get close to them they smell like baby oil, bengay, and Brut ....no thanks.

[vern0064]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

I have a hard time finding strip clubs I like. I enjoy wiggles in NYC, the penthouse club in Houston, and cheerleaders in Pittsburgh because they aren't just Fake tits on a stick. To me I have to see curves to me it's all about the look and feel of it. If a girl does have implants they have to look real or I'm not spending money on her. The most I have ever spent at a strip club was $1200 the least was $14 for my crown Manhattan. I walked in and all I could smell was men's Cologne, there was barely anyone in there, and every girl had the body of a 10 year old boy, I finished my drink and left so fast that the valet didn't even have my car parked yet.

Damn 1,200.00 bucks at a strip club don't you know theres no sex in the Champagne room!! I've been to a place in downtown Jamestown NY. Its well worth the trip cause its gotta be seen to beleive. Was a total dive!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLeUTpwFjI

[Lexxxy]

Originally Posted by vern0064

Damn 1,200.00 bucks at a strip club don't you know theres no sex in the Champagne room!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLeUTpwFjI

Lmfao my friends worked there and it was their first night so we all went , I got a bottle of champagne, and there is sex in the champagne room for Ladies

[elghund]

Originally Posted by rooster

It's coming. Wait for it. She'll post more. As soon as someone says something to REALLY piss her off.

+1




elg......

[rooster]

Originally Posted by Lexxxy

...... and there is sex in the champagne room for Ladies

TRUE! Especially in Canada. damn double standards....

You should go there sometime, Lexx. I would be happy to escort you!

[offshoredrilling]

I hate it when I go to a strip club and find gay guy friends of gay gals showed up. They get board then

HAY YOU GUYS DONE YET, I GOT TO PEE!!!!!!

[JONBALLS]

welcome BAC BAT!