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Old 02-13-2016, 10:14 AM   #1
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Happy Valentines Day Everyone"


Here are some One liners....



Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?



If that doesn't work Tell some JOKES!!!



Q: What do you call 2 jalepenos haveing sex?
A: Fucking hot!



Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.



Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
A: The other guys waiting their turn!



Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
A: 45 lbs.



Q: What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!


Happy Valentines Day
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^^^^^^Happy valentines day pretty lady.
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If that doesn't work Tell some JOKES!!!

Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.

Happy Valentines Day
This was my favorite one lol
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