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Poppa_Viagra · 02-19-2010, 04:10 AM

Had my grandson with me at Walgreen's the other day. We happen to walk by the condom display, and he asks, "What are
these, Gramps?

I reply, "Those are called Condoms. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." kid says

He looked over the display and picked up a package of 3 and asked, "Why are
there 3 in this package?"

I said, , "Those are for high school boys, one For Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."

Then kid picked up a a 6 pack and Asked, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men, TWO For Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"Then who uses THESE?" kid asks, pointing to a 12 pack.

"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one For
March......."