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Old 05-27-2015, 10:27 AM   #1
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Default concerned wife

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Message to wife:




Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office.

Paula brought me to the Hospital.

Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays.

Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects.

Wound required 19 stitches.

I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound

fracture in the left leg.

Amputation of the right foot is a possibility.



Love You......





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Who the FUCK is Paula?
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Old 05-27-2015, 10:31 AM   #2
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I like blows to my head.
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Old 05-27-2015, 01:53 PM   #3
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Paula is the jealous transsexual that ran over him with
her car because he wouldn't leave his wife

Dude was having a bad day.
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Old 05-28-2015, 11:45 AM   #4
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Lol
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Old 05-28-2015, 12:53 PM   #5
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ROFLAMO
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Old 05-28-2015, 04:32 PM   #6
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Awesome!!
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