When is a foooking strip club NOT a strip club ?

[TryWeakly]

When it a restaurant, of course...


https://www.click2houston.com/news/l...ers-overnight/


All I can say is this... do not eat the hot dogs from the buffet.

What's the difference between between being horny and hungry?

[boardman]

They are permitted by the state as a SOB. They weren't allowed to open.
Kudos for the owner for trying it but he is probably jeopardizing both his SOB and his liquor permit.


Edit
The SOB designation is a tag on the liquor license. Not a separate permit.
The guy may have some ground to stand on but it will be a fight.
If I can go to Hooters and watch TV(entertainment) why can't I go to a topless joint and watch dancers? I think that's his argument.

[TryWeakly]

Because Hooters is a family restaurant, duh ...

EDIT:

[boardman]

Heh!


As usual the gummint isn't looking at the big picture.
Look at how many nursing students they are keeping away from the Covid fight by denying them a way to earn tuition.

[TryWeakly]

not to mention the gents who like to "nurse" ...in a twisted sort of way.

[Russ38]

They should’ve been more creative like these guys.....

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/or...ru-coronavirus

[TryWeakly]

So instead of a 3 foot rule, its a six foot rule....

..and you get a free roll of TP !

I wonder if it is

a) classic Scott single ply
b) two-ply
c) two-ply (economy version..the one with only about 6 feet)


and quilted or not... cause that makes a difference..

[Russ38]

Originally Posted by TryWeakly

and quilted or not... cause that makes a difference..

Goddamn right it does....it’s all about absorbency at a drive-thru strip club trying to steer with one hand and fap with the other. Last thing you want is cleaning splooge out of your car seat when you get home....

[TryWeakly]

Alright I gotta ask, how does quilting increase absorbency ?

[Russ38]

Remember the quilts your grandmother either had or used to make? One of those fuckers could have absorbed the Valdez oil spill...ijs

[TryWeakly]

Yessir. I got that, but I don't believe quilting on TP does a darn thing for absorbency..

I am prepared to be informed, given that there are no current threads that I can be last poster of, the usual posers aren't around much lately and that I feel that I may have unfairly increased the mods workload lately.


My view is that the quilting "pattern" or "lines" are made during the manufacturong process by compressing the material.. wouldnt the compressed bits be less absorbant given the short amount of time they are in contact with the butt poop ?

[Russ38]

Understood....heh

As far as quilting....I just write it off as the Devil’s Work and don’t ask questions.....

[TryWeakly]

devils work.... heh.

[essence]

I've eaten there many times.

[frogdog]

I thought quilting referred to a fat ass where dimples form a pattern