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Guest083013 · 08-24-2011, 09:07 PM

The Weather Channel says today's Northeast coast earthquake was caused by an unknown faultline running under D.C. and through Virginia.

It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really Bush's Fault.

Other theories are that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.

ammonite · 08-24-2011, 10:26 PM

Actually I believe it was just caused by the country shifting to the right.

TrmaOne · 08-24-2011, 10:50 PM

Jeeez...more bashing...

flinde · 08-25-2011, 07:51 AM

pretty funny Dennisrn but GREAT comeback ammonite.

RobbThrobb · 08-25-2011, 08:32 AM

I dont follow the weather much exept for this sauna we live in (sa) but this year in the east with the hard winter and the scorching summer, now this. I think someone is trying to send a message to the pharacise in the whitehouse. "YOUR KINGDOM WILL NOT BE BUILT ON THE BACKS OF TAX SLAVES!" Of course in my opinion Dr. Savage is a modern day Moses.LOL. Good one Dennis however the faultline was inherited just like every fucking thing else.I wonder who he blames his weak-ass golf swing on.