Not with a provider. However, I was screwing a civilian gal for the first time once and unbeknownst to me her German shepard took an interest in the proceedings while I was on top. I her over the side fo the bed was hammering away for all I was worth and didn't notice the dog come in the room. It was apparently a very healthy dog, because when it put it's nose on my ass to sniff, it was a very cold nose. Needless to say, that particular thrust was a particularly pronounced and noticable thrust. Inquiries ensued (as in WTF?) and I expained the unexpected pressense of the dog's frigid nose in my nether regions, and we lost all rhythm and collapsed in laughter.
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