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Originally Posted by NuruGuru
Honestly I'm sure a lot of her reviews (a lot of reviews in general.....) are very embellished by old dudes who are happy to fuck something thin and younger than 40. I see raving reviews about ugly chicks, so while some would give this their ATF approval, I have found that my experiences (as a younger, more in shape, likely better looking than grandpa kind of guy), while they should be better than Old Man Dick's encounter, have been subpar and with much left to be desired.
I really take reviews with a grain of salt as people definitely hype them up vs reality. A LOT. All of the time. With every girl. I'll hit up NB some day, no doubt. But I am not in any rush and I do not expect a STELLAR PHENOMENAL BEST SEX EVER. I expect above average for a sober internet-located hooker. And that's likely what I'll get.
Wanna know who fits the hype? ? ? Aliesha. That bitch will take piss in her asshole as an enema then shove your cock as far down her throat as she can. Now THAT is the only person I've ever met that lived up to their reviews.
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She told me that I couldn’t piss w a hard on…she got on the floor and said fuck me while you’re pissing….that was something that was added to the bucket list after the fact. It was a nice long piss too.
I’m still in shock