Bad Sex

[Carolina Girl Holly]

Two old married people sitting on the porch in their rocking chairs, she gets up and slaps him and sits back down. He says what was that for? She says for 40 years of bad sex. He gets up and slaps her back. She says what was that for? He says

for knowing the difference...lmao

[jaknow]

Im sitting in a bar in Scotland and this old man looks at me and says , See this bar here I built it with my own 2 hands. I carved all the little details and figurines in the wood work it took me 6 mos but does anyone remember Angus the bar builder of course not. He takes a drink of his beer and looks at me again.
You see that piano over there I built it with my own 2 hands. I carved the wood and strung the wires.I took special care to make the Ivory just right.But does anyone remember Angus the piano maker. Of course not. He takes another drink of his beer looks at me and says.You see that steeple on the church across the street I built that with my own 2 hands. It took me a whole year I took special care so everything is balanced and just right. Do you think anyone remember Angus the steeple builder. Of course not. But get caught fucking 1 goat.

[Guest043022]

Originally Posted by Carolina Girl Holly

Two old married people sitting on the porch in their rocking chairs, she gets up and slaps him and sits back down. He says what was that for? She says for 40 years of bad sex. He gets up and slaps her back. She says what was that for? He says

for knowing the difference...lmao

Bahahahaha!!