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Sexy Roxanne · 10-03-2010, 07:30 PM

I was reading this thread in another coed and it was so funny. So I thought it would be just as good to see what the ladies and guys come up with here. So I will start..

You know your a provider when when you are trying to purchase property and are asked to "Review the GFE" (Good Faith Estimate), and you blush.

You know your a hobbiest when
When common sayings such as "full service" or "2 for 1 special" have special meanings to you....

sixxbach · 10-03-2010, 07:32 PM

I know that I am a hobbyist when I was at UT the other day and was determining who was a 200/hr, 300 hr girl....

sixx

Anonymous170 · 10-03-2010, 07:37 PM

Omg I did that too!

Maxeen Monroe · 10-03-2010, 07:47 PM

When you see phrases "Come Often, Stay Late" and you think it would be an excellent title for an ad.

Frenchy29-2000 · 10-03-2010, 07:52 PM

When you leave money on the bedside table when you leave for work and you kiss your wife goodbye.

knotty man · 10-03-2010, 08:09 PM

when your son introduces his gf to you and says her name is Bee Bee Janowitz .and you bust out laughing!!

Sexy Roxanne · 10-03-2010, 08:32 PM

when your in public checking out guys wondering if they could be or are hobbiest

Elephant · 10-03-2010, 09:18 PM

......When you've had sex in every hotel along 35 & 290

knotty man · 10-03-2010, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Elephant

......When you've had sex in every hotel along 35 & 290

not yet. but you've just given me my new bucket list!

blenderhead · 10-03-2010, 10:17 PM

When you walk past a spa/salon and see "full service" and "facials" advertised, and you immediately check ECCIE for reviews.

When your SO wonders where all the white envelopes are.

When you hear about the Greek financial crisis on the news and you wonder if that means guys can no longer afford an upcharge for anal sex.

Schmafty · 10-04-2010, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Frenchy29-2000

When you leave money on the bedside table when you leave for work and you kiss your wife goodbye.

...and when she takes the money and leaves $50 change.

Codybeast · 10-04-2010, 08:02 AM

a) When you're out walking the dog at 9:00AM and see a sizzling hot 22 year old getting out of the car of a dumpy, middle aged, loser looking, mama's boy and think ..... "End of morning session" rather than "Dropping off daughter". Actually happened last week.

b) When you spot a MILF at HEB's with a well cared for 25 year old looking body but the 50 year old face of a chain smoking bar fly and wonder if she posts any head shots in her ads.

c) When every 20 something Anti-social behaving Perfect 10 training alone at the gym makes you contemplate whether she's a SC dancer or an independent provider.

d) When you've popped for the final time with a "Free" civie and then she starts endlessly gabbing and Won't Leave and you think to yourself. Geesh! I could've paid.

TaylorMaiden29 · 10-04-2010, 12:25 PM

When a soccer dad comes on to you and you think "Cheap ass wants to have an affair. He's definitely hot but what else is in it for me?"

Sexy Roxanne · 10-04-2010, 12:41 PM

When you are thinking how many sessions it will take to pay for something, lol

Whispers · 10-04-2010, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sexy Roxanne

When you are thinking how many sessions it will take to pay for something, lol

You know you are a hobbiest when... You are thinking how many sessions you can have if you don't replace the DLP in the living room with a LED.....

You know you are a hobbiest when... You decide it is time to let go of the GirlFriend since the Holidays are fast approaching and replace the sex in that relationship with additional sessions and avoid gifts and awkward moments that holidays bring with relationships....