Better than vitamin V
Muffy and I were sitting on a park bench one morning. I had just finished my morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. Muffy was amazed at my stamina because I'm an OLD fart. So he asked what I did to have so much energy.
I said, "Well, I eat ry bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home Muffy stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed help.
He said, "You have any rye bread?" She said, "Yep, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "Give me five loaves!"
She replied, "Damn! That's a lot of bread! By the time you get to the third it'll be hard."
Muff shot back, "Crap, everybody knows about this stuff but me!"
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