10 Bumper Stickers For Seniors

[Miss_Mya]

Ok guys I came across this and I thought it was funny. No offense to anyone here in any way. Hope you enjoy.




10 Bumper Stickers For Seniors
1. Life Is Easy. It's the freakin' people who make it difficult.


2. In Dog Years, I'm Dead.


3. Fishmore & Dolittle - Retirement Planning & Consultants.


4. I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.


5. Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.


6. Geezer, noun (slang) -- Not young. Not dead. Somewhere in between.


7. I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going.


8. I just can't get started until I've had a piping hot pot of coffee in the morning. Oh, I've tried other enemas.


9. At my age "getting any" means sleep.


10. I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age, there may not be a second.

[6ULDV8]

Nothing says geriatric like a Buick

I just made that up.