Awww, I love you all!
You guys won't believe what happened! Oh my gosh! So, I was banned the other day by my arch-nemesis, Dorito, and I kind of laughed it off and moved on with my life. Etchy was becoming such a time-waste in my life, so I was kind of relieved because I need to be studying instead of trolling you fucks.
I woke up this morning to an email from a friend who was all butthurt that I got banned, I read it, smiled, and went back to getting my much needed beauty rest. Then I had a freakin' dream about Etchy and the mods unbanned me. It was an odd dream, I even emailed my friend about it today... but maybe I am really a "precog," you know, those pale fuckers with precognitive abilities from the movie Minority Report.
I just opened Etchy because I was going to make some new troll handles, and lo and behold, that asshole Dorito said it was an "accidental banning" and begged for forgiveness. I knew they would miss me, this place is too dull with the same shit over and over. Now I have 48 points, and counting
Now buckle your seat-belts, sit down, and shut up motherfuckers. Prepare your anuses for my HATRED-FUELED-TROLLING-EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!!!!!!