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10-24-2010, 06:29 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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bad pick up lines...add yours
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
Cute dog. Does it have a phone number?
This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.
ADD YOURS.............
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10-24-2010, 09:51 PM
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"Girl you got a butt like an onion, because every time I look at the thing it brings tears to my eyes." Sorry that's all I got. I have not had a guy use a line on me since I became a guaranteed thing lol.
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10-24-2010, 11:50 PM
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My cousin used this once during spring break and it worked " Girl do you have a quarter, my mom told me to call her when I found the ONE!"
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10-25-2010, 05:37 AM
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Ah, nothing like the classics:
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
[Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I'm throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
[Drop an ice cube so it shatters on the floor] Now that we've broken the ice, my name is...
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
And lastly, a forum-specific one:
Are you from Tennessee? [Yes/No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!
But if you Google "bad pick up lines" you'll get a metric boatload of hits, many of them webpages listing bad pick up lines by the dozens.
Cheers,
bcg
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10-25-2010, 09:22 AM
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LMAO!
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10-25-2010, 09:39 AM
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Have you ever played leap frog naked?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
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10-25-2010, 12:41 PM
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Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
Excuse me; can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
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10-25-2010, 12:55 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Apr 16, 2010
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1) Let's play house you can be the door and I can slam you from behind.
2) You must be tierd girl because you been running through my mind all day.
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10-25-2010, 05:41 PM
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Actually, I can see Natale's sig line working as a pickup line:
"A good girl is hard to find. A bad girl is hard to resist."
Make that impossible to resist, for some of us . . .
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10-25-2010, 09:03 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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quote---1) Let's play house you can be the door and I can slam you from behind.
wooohooooooo yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss sss
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10-25-2010, 09:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SlowHand49
Actually, I can see Natale's sig line working as a pickup line:
"A good girl is hard to find. A bad girl is hard to resist."
Make that impossible to resist, for some of us . . .
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![Rofl](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/modern/rofl.gif) I try babe.
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10-26-2010, 09:41 AM
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"You know what would look good on you?" "ME."
"Do you have any Italian in ya...want some?"
Men lol!
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10-26-2010, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by London Rayne
"You know what would look good on you?" "ME."
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"Damn, those clothes look good on you. But I think they'd look better on my bedroom floor."
Cheers,
bcg
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10-26-2010, 02:02 PM
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A quote from a Dave Mason song....Do your legs ever get tired from running through my mind????
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10-26-2010, 02:35 PM
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"Get in the truck, bitch" works for me
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