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06-13-2013, 02:26 PM
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Gaining Momentum
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Biggest/Smallest Dick you've seen?
I've wondered about this for a while, and since the ladies on this forum have a large pallet for judgement, I have to ask:
What are the largest and smallest penises you have seen, or handled? Were any of them too large or small to work with? Any that made you laugh? Any that just plain hurt like hell?
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06-13-2013, 11:07 PM
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"Tits McGee"
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The largest AND the smallest I've ever seen have both been since I've started in this business. I have a regular client that is off the charts huge and then I've seen some that were non-existent. I wasn't laughing...I can tell you that. :-)
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06-13-2013, 11:29 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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the biggest was last nite.....too big to take all way....made it hard to ride it like a naughty cowgirl!
the smallest....thje poor guy was 500lbs with an almost nonexistent penis....but we had fun other ways!
but the motto I have is........size only matters when you are going to SUBWAY...lol
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06-14-2013, 12:07 AM
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the biggest one I ever had was the same one Layne had and the smallest, hell in this biz probably the same one Layne had!
But with Dallas, size don't matter, there are plenty of other ways to have fun!
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06-14-2013, 06:57 AM
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So the biggest, was it 10" or 12" ? Or was it the girth?
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06-14-2013, 09:05 AM
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Jeez, Cuda, now that you've started this thread, I have to hang my head in shame because the news is out all over town about me. And no, not the biggest. Oh well, at least you didn't ask them to name names.......  
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06-14-2013, 10:28 AM
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"Tits McGee"
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Originally Posted by Ms.Lady Y
the biggest one I ever had was the same one Layne had and the smallest, hell in this biz probably the same one Layne had!
But with Dallas, size don't matter, there are plenty of other ways to have fun!
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This isn't the same person you're thinking of. Haven't seen him in weeks.
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06-14-2013, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by farmstud60
So the biggest, was it 10" or 12" ? Or was it the girth?
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It had to be 12" with the girth of...jeezus, I don't even know how to describe it.
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06-14-2013, 10:39 AM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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a coke can....lol
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06-14-2013, 10:56 AM
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"Tits McGee"
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Originally Posted by DallasRain
a coke can....lol
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We have a winner. Kinda hope he calls me again so I can ask him to photograph it.
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06-14-2013, 11:17 AM
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Wow, sounds like a horse, are you sure.......................... .. never mind.
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06-14-2013, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by LayneLaughlin
This isn't the same person you're thinking of. Haven't seen him in weeks.
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Still probably the same! hahahahaha
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06-14-2013, 12:05 PM
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"Tits McGee"
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I don't know. I just remember the head looking something like this.
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06-14-2013, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by mbinlincoln
Jeez, Cuda, now that you've started this thread, I have to hang my head in shame because the news is out all over town about me. And no, not the biggest. Oh well, at least you didn't ask them to name names....... |
LOL.....Another "head-in-shame-hanger" here......so don't feel bad. For some reason, I think this hobby tends to attract mostly guys who are on the right side of the bell curve.
For those few of us on the left side of the bell curve.....let's just say that the ONLY thing I have going for me is my ability to tip.
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06-14-2013, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by hgritstoo
LOL.....Another "head-in-shame-hanger" here......so don't feel bad. For some reason, I think this hobby tends to attract mostly guys who are on the right side of the bell curve.
For those few of us on the left side of the bell curve.....let's just say that the ONLY thing I have going for me is my ability to tip.
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