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[The_Gentleman808]

Recently moved to Galleria, I could sure use a recommendation or two of which strip club(s) to check out; especially during opening time. I'm looking for a club with beautiful women from curves-in the right-areas to spinners. As for taste in women; I've had my share with AA women before moving here, so I'll like to try other flavors.

Thanks in advance.

[idiot savant]

Just go to all of them.

I like The Men's Club the best, as I think the girls are consistently the hottest there. But, like Chris Rock said "You must remember ONE thing....."

Others will hopefully chime in about the rest (Centerfolds, Treasures, Michaels).

[The_Gentleman808]

Thanks Savant. Haha, eventually I'll try them all, but would like to try the recommended ones out first before venturing out into the unknown only to be disappointed and waste time/money driving there and back.

[idiot savant]

The 4 I mentioned are in or near the galleria. Under 10 bucks probably via Uber or Lyft. There are a bunch more throughout the city, but all of those are very close to you if you live in the Galleria.

[The_Gentleman808]

Originally Posted by idiot savant

The 4 I mentioned are in or near the galleria. Under 10 bucks probably via Uber or Lyft. There are a bunch more throughout the city, but all of those are very close to you if you live in the Galleria.

I do! Thanks Savant, I'll check out the first on your list tomorrow. Are mornings (11am the time they open) the best time to stop by?

[idiot savant]

Originally Posted by The_Gentleman808

Are mornings (11am the time they open) the best time to stop by?

No. Hot strippers are not early risers.

You've done this before? Or not?

You know about strip club economics, right?

Girls are "independent contractors. They pay a fee to the house to dance there. The earlier in the day they get there, the lower the fee. However, the drunker the patron, the more cash that flows. There are not a lot of drunk patrons at the strip club at 11:00 am Friday. And, the girls don't want to show up at the club at 11:00 am and stay until 2:00 am. Some do, but most won't.

The hottest girls usually roll in around 8:00 to 9:00 pm or later. Some work earlier - and sometimes you can catch them around mid-day - but that's rare.

Day is fine for checking out the club when it's a little more chill/less crowded. But, what you see at 11:00 am on Friday will be way different from a talent perspective than 11 pm on Friday.

[The_Gentleman808]

Originally Posted by idiot savant

No. Hot strippers are not early risers.

You've done this before? Or not?

You know about strip club economics, right?

The hottest girls usually roll in around 8:00 to 9:00 pm or later. Some work earlier - and sometimes you can catch them around mid-day - but that's rare.

Day is fine for checking out the club when it's a little more chill/less crowded. But, what you see at 11:00 am on Friday will be way different from a talent perspective than 11 pm on Friday.

I have not done this before..haha, but I get your point. I'll just go and try it out at both times (morning/evening). Any other pointers? :-)

[idiot savant]

Originally Posted by The_Gentleman808

Any other pointers? :-)

Only pay in cash. Cash is king. Never ever ever ever use a credit card in the club.

Lap dances should be $20 per. If she tells you 30, say no thank you. If she tells you 3 for 100, say no thank you. 20 per. And it's up to you to keep track. Oh, and if she starts a dance with 20 seconds left in the song, Strippers round up, so you just bought a dance. Remember - they are the predator, you are the prey. So - keep your head screwed on right and you'll be fine. Get stupid and they will suck all the cash off you so fast you won't know what hit you.

Oh - and never use a credit card in the club. I don't care how hot she is - never ever use a card in the club.

[kerwil62]

Try Chicas Locas(59 @ Harwin). Lots of Cuban hoes.

If you want to explore the whole city of Houston, here's where you can go:

Southeast:
The Ritz
Moulin Rouge
Show Palace(Pasadena, all nude)
XTC South(all nude, opens at 6pm)

West:
Vegas

Northwest:
Sunset Strip
Cover Girls
Glamour Girls
Joy Of Houston

North:
Fantasy North(all nude)
XTC North(all nude, open at 4pm)
St. James
Houston Dolls
Chicas(open at 6pm)

East:
Divas(formerly Hi-10)
Rebas(open at 6pm)

Club closings: Mirage, Solid Platinum

I purposely left out AA clubs because you wanted more variety. There are a few here if you wanna go back to seeing sistas. I've also left out a few BYOB clubs because they open at 8 at the earliest.

Most if not all have IG pages. Do a search.

Hope this helps.

[The_Gentleman808]

Originally Posted by idiot savant

Only pay in cash. Cash is king. Never ever ever ever use a credit card in the club.

Lap dances should be $20 per. If she tells you 30, say no thank you. If she tells you 3 for 100, say no thank you. 20 per. And it's up to you to keep track. Oh, and if she starts a dance with 20 seconds left in the song, Strippers round up, so you just bought a dance. Remember - they are the predator, you are the prey. So - keep your head screwed on right and you'll be fine. Get stupid and they will suck all the cash off you so fast you won't know what hit you.

Oh - and never use a credit card in the club. I don't care how hot she is - never ever use a card in the club.

Thanks for the Pointers Savant, it'll surely be helpful!

[The_Gentleman808]

Originally Posted by kerwil62

Try Chicas Locas(59 @ Harwin). Lots of Cuban hoes.

If you want to explore the whole city of Houston, here's where you can go:

Southeast:
The Ritz
Moulin Rouge
Show Palace(Pasadena, all nude)
XTC South(all nude, opens at 6pm)

West:
Vegas

Northwest:
Sunset Strip
Cover Girls
Glamour Girls
Joy Of Houston

North:
Fantasy North(all nude)
XTC North(all nude, open at 4pm)
St. James
Houston Dolls
Chicas(open at 6pm)

East:
Divas(formerly Hi-10)
Rebas(open at 6pm)

Club closings: Mirage, Solid Platinum

I purposely left out AA clubs because you wanted more variety. There are a few here if you wanna go back to seeing sistas. I've also left out a few BYOB clubs because they open at 8 at the earliest.

Most if not all have IG pages. Do a search.

Hope this helps.

Thanks Kerwil, seem's like I have my work/adventure cut out for me :-)

[bigmofo]

Just came from Ts. Had a great time no play always pushing up stairs. But great selection of all races more cubans than anything but overall good spent 100 got 8 dances a sexy Cuban chick I talked to outside set up Oct did want to let me leave I paid for 2 she gave me 6

[The_Gentleman808]

Originally Posted by bigmofo

Just came from Ts. Had a great time no play always pushing up stairs. But great selection of all races more cubans than anything but overall good spent 100 got 8 dances a sexy Cuban chick I talked to outside set up Oct did want to let me leave I paid for 2 she gave me 6

Very NICE!What do you mean by "pushing upstairs"? Is that VIP, if so, is it worth it?

[Alpha_Male]

I don't like Cubans generally. Often very good looking they are hustlers but try to get there via dances and not action. Also they usually don't speak much English so you loose any interaction.

[Alpha_Male]

You need some field experience and you should start out at a 2nd or 3rd tier club where you are more likely to get some action going up against girls who are more likely to deliver vs. a top tier club where the hustle rik is high.


I would recommend Glamour Girls as a starter club, but others will do. Go in during the afternoon, and sit at the bar and get a beer there. Scope out the club but mainly the waitresses. Zero in on an older waitress. Let her guide you to a table and make your order. Tip her well, at least $10. She'll likely sit down and start talking. She'll ask you what type of girls you like. For me I would say "Young and thin." She might start talking about girls she knows. Tell her, if you find the right girl, you might like to go to the back for some fun She should fix you up with what you need.