Jump in your time machine and head downtown to Broadway St. , there was also one on Main St. about 30 years ago. I had been to both, I’ll save you a trip, it was dark, nasty, had a weird human scent and those sticky floors and seats do not have spilled butter on them. I went to a couple of Adult theatres in Europe way back and they were nicer than the standard family theatres here and even showed uncut scenes.
Also about 30 years ago.
I remember when San Antonio was dotted with drive-ins and many started showing X-Rated movies. Some friends and I used to see some real gems like Party at Kitty and Studs starring Sylvester Stallone, or a couple of movies in the R-rated or MA category. One I recently saw on Amazon Prime. Check out its grind house section.
There were some makeshift theatres in mobile homes just outside the city limits. I remember going to one located in the area now known as Splashtown. There I saw the double feature of Deep Throat and Devil in Miss Jones.
Nowadays you can just fly in a jet, get on Pornhub and get naked. Just ask the other passengers to shut up while you whack off.
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