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Originally Posted by Hue Briss
I’m not sure that I am completely on board with the conditions you have outlined above.....
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Look you guys need to get with the program. Those three visits I make will only eat up about 9 minutes of her time total. So that leaves plenty of time for the rest of you to get yours.
In all seriousness she definitely looks way to good to be true. If it were not for Guitar a well known and respected poon hound vouching for her pics being real I would call bullshit also. If he says its her then I can assure you its her.
The thing with a girl this hot selling ass for a reasonable rate to ugly fat mouth breathing animals like us is this. One or more of you will tell her she should charge way more to ingratiate yourself with her. Thinking she will really start to like you.
You will show her pics of the ugly old ladies who charge 300 an hour and she will see that what she leaves on the toilet paper when she wipes her ass is ten times more attractive than they are. She will then reason if the fat ugly old ladies can demand 300 and hour she should get 600. And that my friends is how a good thing gets ruined.
Either that or one of you wealthy fucks will scoop her up all for himself.
It goes like this
Rich trick: "Hey how would you like to not have to have all these old fat creepy men huffing and puffing on top of you trying to shove their old nasty tongues in your mouth?"
Fine new young hooker: How?
Rich trick: "I will put you in an apartment pay all your bills give you a car to drive and so much spending money a month but you have to be available to me when I can see you."
Fine new young hooker:
Why cant I be a rich trick? I always say the reason god didnt bless me with money is because I would have done this to 15 fine young hookers and just spend my days driving from one to the other fucking all day. I bet it would get old after a few decades.