? Have you Ever ?

[normalguy21]

Have you ever rubbed one out to a tv show ?

If you fell a sleep with the tv on and woke up with morning wood and aunt bee was on tv could you rub one out to Aunt Bee ???

Miss jane hathaway is hot !!!

just because i wrote this do not take it as i beat off to aunt bee .

Miss Jane YES!!!

[Key of G]

Now Elle May I could see!!!

[normalguy21]

Men are visual creatures

Today's dating world is based on a system like you are buying house are that a job is being applied for.

There is not a better profile existing if no picture was included than Miss Jane's

Assistant to president of Beverly hills bank $$$$$$$$

Has Brand new red convertible

Went to finishing school

Keeps her figure slim

Is a Brownie leader likes the outdoors and is a avid bird watcher

Takes direction well

She is horny and a chubby chaser

She lives alone and has never been married

She loves Jed and Granny

Last but not least did I say Horny already?

[AprilASteele]

Absolutely!!!!! My weakness?? Gibbs from NCIS!!

[AprilASteele]

My weakness??? Gibbs from NCIS!!!

[Key of G]

April, I hear a lot of women say the same thing! Must be that kinda quiet, distinguished, but ruff thing. That's just like me!!! Lol. Without the TV star thing...

Slicks, good points on Miss Jane. Makes me look at her in a whole different way!

[les123]

Well I'm not one to stir up drama but I'm afraid what I'm about to write might. If the Beverly hillbillies were on today miss Jane would be gay. Just think about it, butch hair, prim and proper, no regard for Jethro. Sorry Slick, but I would doubt that miss Jane would have any interest in you at all. She would much rather munch on Ellie Mae's carpet. Sorry, but it had to be said.

[livn2do]

True

[normalguy21]

That's where $$$ comes into play .

I know more than a few providers some I have even wrote reviews on who are as mentioned above interested in same sex partners and don't see men in there private life

But having seen every episode of the hillbilly S at least 5 times (yah you don't have to say it I will do it for you (what a dork))you seem to be in familiar with many a episode where miss Jane is chasing Jethro around the front entrance of the mansion tryi g to grab his ass as Jethro is running from her .

Jethro is the one whom in drag played jethrien and brought in the homosexual under tones to the show .possibly miss Jane Hathaway had sent Jethro a hint are picture she wanted to bend him over with a strap who knows

Max bear played the character of Jethro on the show .The son of a heavyweight boxer and a good one at that max was not a Queen are a Peter Puffer in his private life .

Paul Henning whom created the show stated in a interview later in life that if you picked up on the family comedy as having sexual are homosexual undertones are message that must of been what you were looking for because the show had something for everyone and for that not to take away from the fact that the whole family could watch the show together with are without dialing banjos from Lester flat and Earl scrugs deliverance style qoute UN qoute.

Anyway after much thought I'm going after miss Drysdale when Dracula Drysdale is at work worrying only about money

Yep I will be hitting Drysdales old lady and making her purr .

Meow !!!

Damm predictive nput typing on this phone

[les123]

Lol. Seriously Slick, keep typing. We need more threads like this. Funny.

[Key of G]

Ok, so what are thoughts on Morticia Addams from the Addams Family? As a kid I was Alexus wondering what kinky things she could go BCD!

[dsmiowan]

Paige Turco.
In any show she's in.

[ClimaxBlues]

Originally Posted by dsmiowan

Paige Turco.
In any show she's in.

Agreed. Love her in "The 100".
In the 60's, I loved Diane Carroll in "Julia". Then later, Lt. Uhura in "Star Trek". Always wanted to see under those mini skirt uniforms. As a teenager, loved, still love, Pam Greer, who was in Blacksploitation movies like "Foxy Brown". I guess that explains my attraction for black women.
And now it's Asians. And white women, and skinny women, and women who are curvy, and blondes, and brunettes, oh, fuck, I just like 'em all.
By the way, the actress who played Miss Jane is a lesbian. And I used to see a provider in Minneapolis who was lesbian in her private life and only saw men as part of the job.

[les123]

Are you kidding me? Miss Jane was a lesbian ? Guess I know how to call them. Jennifer Anniston. Some episodes she was nipped out, hard on city.

[dsmiowan]

Barbara Eden, in "I Dream of Genie"

I still want to be an astronaut.