tip for the guys

[pfmtony]

Ladies feel free to agree / disagree.

Okay any lady that knows me, knows I love 69, DATY, FIV, sometimes even a FIA too. I like to explore while being explored......

Most guys know to brush, floss and use breath mints. If you like to play with a ladies most intimate parts get a manicure and pedicure! If your fingers and toes are smooth, clean and snag free, she will be more receptive to the digits. It just feels better for her too.

And lube.... A little goes a long way.

Nails grow fast, so get a file and use it between visits to the nail salon. And ladies in a nail salon always flirt with a man in there taking care of his shit.

[Juan Pablo de Marco]

thanks captain obvious. i never would have known.

[LeilaniBebe]

Originally Posted by Juan Pablo de Marco

thanks captain obvious. i never would have known.

SOME guys do NOT know.

[Clit Lover]

WOW, what a relvelation!

[yourself]

bbtony, what does the "bb" stand for?

[OldGrump]

It is something that can be overlooked. I just trimmed mine this morning for a special event.

From all the hygiene posts about smells, this is something I suspect the same guys in the complaints overlook. They aren't rubber dolls we can blow up and patch when damaged.

[pfmtony]

Originally Posted by yourself

bbtony, what does the "bb" stand for?

Today? Billy Bob, cause I'm an uncooth redneck mo fo.

[EmilyEzzell]

Who tries too hard.

I don't recommend trimming nails the same day of event. Kind of like not trimming your love nest, the day of event.

[Guest042015]

Ladies flirt with you there because they think you play for the other team.....

[OldGrump]

Originally Posted by EmilyEzzell

Who tries too hard.

I don't recommend trimming nails the same day of event. Kind of like not trimming your love nest, the day of event.

Emily, for the sake of Information Exchange, is that because of harsh edges? Doesn't filing make it all better?

I know this sounds like beauty salon talk, but curious minds want to know. Besides, lower testosterone levels with age bring out the feminine side. Pass the polish please darling.

[pfmtony]

Originally Posted by DDMcGee

Ladies flirt with you there because they think you play for the other team.....

If you are talking to me that's fucking hilarious. Those that know me around here are going to find it outrageous. One look at me and any sane woman knows I'm on my team and no one else's. I know no white maiden is going to come to my rescue, but the ladies that have seen me here are going to get a great ab workout laughing at this post. Cheekiness like this in person almost always warrants a spanking in my book.

[coven]

Originally Posted by bbtony

If you are talking to me that's fucking hilarious. Those that know me around here are going to find it outrageous. One look at me and any sane woman knows I'm on my team and no one else's. I know no white maiden is going to come to my rescue, but the ladies that have seen me here are going to get a great ab workout laughing at this post. Cheekiness like this in person almost always warrants a spanking in my book.

Dude, you just outed yourself.

You're Jason Collins, right?

[pfmtony]

Uhm no, I'm Tony.

[fletch]

a legend in your own mind.

[pfmtony]

Originally Posted by fletch

a legend in your own mind.

. Do you feel better about yourself now?

You see that's the only reason people post idiotic things like that. You try and drag others down to boost your own sense of self worth. I have lots of better ideas. Your methods are a lot like socialism. You want to make everyone identical by bringing them down.

No thanks, I'm still smiling and having fun.

It's like this: everyone knows YMMV. Now by showing up clean, well groomed, shaven, on time, polite and smiling, you are gonna get awesome mileage. I don't really give a crap if you show up filthy, smelling, and shit under your sharp unkempt nails in a pissy mood. You'll post a bad review and piss and moan about it and blame the girl. It happens here frequently.

I totally get the idea of P4P, but no amount of money can overcome a girls basic caveman sense of desire or attraction. The more attractive you make yourself, the more fun you gonna have. It's a sick cruel caveman world when you get down to the basics. So if you want to be physically revolting to the opposite sex, go for it.

I'm really happy getting the "its so good to see you again" experiences I get.

I'm starting to see now. Some of you do know. You just don't give a shit though. You think just because its P4P, the woman can turn it on like a switch. Not true, no matter what she says. She may be an accomplished faker, but what happened to me yesterday.... Could never be faked. We just went at each other. I showered after and I still smell like pussy today.