how close to reality are these "man rules"??

[pmdelites]

anyone received a copy of these in your email [personal or hobby]??
a non-hobby female friend sent me a copy.

what's your take from your real non-hobby world??

with the exception of sports and tv, i wont swear an oath to these, but i've find them to pretty close to the reality i've lived.

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The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear 'the rules' from the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side.

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These are our rules! Please note, these are all numbered '1'
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down..
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched..
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape !

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

[pyramider]

I am afraid to pass it on to women, too many want to do unspeakable things to me as it is.

[AT6Texan]

Its a hard to argue about an absolute truth.

They are dead on!

[Guest091314]

That is hilariously funny, I could not stop laughing while reading it because it is all true. As much as I don't want to say it, the toilet one seems logical. However it was just a thought, that rule is never going to change.

[guest042212]

I especially agree with #1, happens to me all the time.

[vnurse]

Great thread! I am LMAO but it IS absolutely true.

On the other hand, the latest YouTube clips that I was made aware of: Sh*t women say (or brides, or etc., etc.). I watched several of these and the guys I know just roll in the floor laughing.

I didn't see the humor at all.

it's all to familiar...

The best one is Sh*t girls say to gay men. LMAO!!!

Sorry I don't have a link...I have only seen this with others.

[Par_Shooter]

I especially like "If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one".

[pyramider]

My favorite:

1. Anything we said, or anything YOU thought we said, 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

I had to complete the statement . . . I know I am going to hell.

[Randy4Candy]

Toilet paper is to wipe off the toilet seat, too.