VD = Valentines Day you pervs!
This wasn't exactly a spur-of-the-moment trip, but it was planned quite quickly. I'd been there just a couple of months ago, over Thanksgiving, so I wasn't planning a return until mid-March or even April. However, my regular girl told me she would be working in Tijuana in mid-February and asked if I would come see her. She lives in Monterrey and visits TJ for couple of weeks every three months or so to work at Tropical Bar. She messages me frequently and always says how much she likes spending the night with me and wanted me to come back so we could sleep together. So I found a cheap flight and planned the trip from Feb 9-14 – forgetting that would be Valentine's Day weekend.
This won't be a typical trip.
Wednesday
Left Kansas City at 9:00am on Wednesday. Uneventful flight and I was on the ground in San Diego by 10:30 am local time. Gotta love traveling west! Hit the border after changing some cash (rate of 20.24 if anyone is interested). My FMM was still valid from when they made me buy it in November. Amazing! I just walked in with all of the Mexican nationals, and they didn't even glance at me. Might even be worth trying if you didn't have an FMM – as long as you'd be OK pleading ignorance and possibly paying a bribe if caught.
It was too early to check in to my hotel, so I walked over to the New City Medical Plaza and stopped in at The Park food court. Lots of high-end little restaurants with a shared menu and wait staff. This complex was built for the thousands of tourists who flock to Tijuana for medical procedures, and has fancy shops, restaurants, hotels, and of course medical offices. I ordered a shrimp cocktail and a marlin taco from Lionfish before heading to my hotel around 1:30.
I already had been in contact with my girl. She said she wanted to spend the night with me, but as always, I reminded her of the time zone differences and that I was not going to stay up until 2:00am to wait for her. She suggested we meet before her shift, which was fine with me. She wanted to meet at 3:00pm, which I was fine with. At 3:45 she messaged me that she was showering and getting ready. At 5:00 she said she was getting the Uber. She arrived at 5:20. That's about right for her.
We caught up and fooled around for an hour and a half before jumping in the shower. She left around 7:00 so she could get changed and ready for work. Her shift starts at 7:00. I have no idea how ANYTHING ever happens in Mexico. Gave her $100.
Headed over to Hotel Caesar for dinner. It continues to be my all-around favorite place. Large, varied menu. Always good food. Decent prices and great location. It's a bit touristy and there are cheaper places, places with better food, and more convenient places, but this is the perfect combination of all three. I had the
bone marrow appetizer with
carne asada and chorizo. Amazing all around. I usually do seafood in Tijuana, but the carne asada at Caesar is the best beef I've had in Mexico. I hear the beef Wellington is great and I plan to have it the next time.
After dinner I walked through the Zona. There were some real hotties in Chicago Club, but I was too full and too tired to stay long. Back to the hotel by 10:00 and bed right away.
Thursday
Part of the reason I wanted to get to bed early (other than the time zone thing) was to get up early and head back to San Diego. This is
seal and sea lion pupping season, and I was hoping to see some newborn pups. I crossed back to the US using my Global Entry card, allowing me to bypass a two+ hour line. Took the train to SD (45 minutes) and a bus up to La Jolla (an hour). I had
lunch there and spent the day wandering along the cliffs and down to the pools. It was amazing as always. You can get right up to the seals (no touching, of course) and there were quite a few pups
swimming around, nursing, or just
sleeping on the beach. It was fantastic!
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I left around 4:00 and headed back south. On the train I contacted a guy on another board who is friends with a lot of girls who want to make some extra money. Planned a date for Friday with one of his girls, Katerin. Re-entry to Mexico was a breeze with the FMM. No lines for me. Hit the hotel for a shower then to the zona to grab a street girl since my girl would be working until midnight.
Found Jessica outside Hotel Rapid Inn on Constitution. She's a short girl with short black hair and a curvy figure – nice natural tits but not too chunky. Chatted a minute to make sure she wasn't trans, since that corner is notorious, and we agreed on 600p for full service with CBJ and two positions. 100p for the room. Decent service and I got what I paid for. Not bad for $35.
Went back to Caesars for dinner. I should have tried one of the dozen or so places I keep meaning to check out, but I didn't want to take the time and just decided on someplace familiar. Skipped the beef Wellington because it takes half an hour to prepare and just had a couple of appetizers at the bar –
bone marrow again, some
spicy octopus, and a
few oysters Rockefeller.
At 8:30 I headed to Tropical Bar to meet a fellow monger from ECCIE who lives in Iowa but visits Kansas City occasionally. We grabbed a table and waited for my Monterrey girl to find us. She knows that I don't want to sit and buy her drinks all night, so she just checks in with me and then heads off to let other guys buy her drinks. She would come see me after her shift. In the meantime, she tasked her cousin to keep watch over me, to make sure I wasn't fucking around, lol. So, I was buying drinks for a girl who I wasn't even going to fuck. At least she didn't drink very fast!
My buddy is a fun guy. He's older than I am but is fairly new to the mongering scene. He only started a couple of years ago after retiring. But this dude packs the miles in and is gaining experience fast. He travels all over, meeting escorts, AMP girls, and sugar babies in every city. Since discovering TJ he goes every month or so. He like to spend money, and it's a trip sitting with him. Dude says yes to everything and tips lavishly ("Hey, they work hard!"). Once he found a hot young spinner to sit with, she was totally spoiled. Fresh drink whenever she wanted, snacks and gum from the guys who walk around. He even bought her a stuffed monkey without even knowing he did it. The dude knows how to have a good time. He wasn't going to take the girl upstairs, but he tipped her $100 just for sitting with us for a couple of hours (on top of the money she made from the drinks).
Around 10:30, he decided to head out and I moved over to Chicago Club. Man, that place has the hotties. It's by far my favorite club to find girls. It's too bad that the hotel SUCKS. I hate doing girls in a short time room (except street girls, but that's different) and there's no way I'd spend the night at Hotel Jalos. I try to get numbers for OTC action but tonight I had my girl coming after her shift ended at midnight. I was at the hotel by 11:30.
At 1:00 she messaged saying she was done with work. At 2:00 she said she was getting ready and would be 40 minutes. I asked her to hurry as I was really tired. At 2:40 she said she was in the Uber and at 3:00 she arrived, drunk. She said she had made 43 fichas that night, which is why she was late. Some guy kept buying them and she kept sitting with him. If I had 43 drinks in nine hours, I'd have been dead, even if they were all those tiny girl drinks! Neither of us were in any shape for sex, so we went to bed around 3:30 or 4:00 and slept until 11:00 am. We got up and jumped in the shower, then had a very nice session of morning sex before I kicked her out.
Friday
I had planned on going back to San Diego, but it was too late for that. I had a date with Katarin at 5:00 that I had scheduled the day before. So, I walked down to the
Mercado Hidalgo to look at some of the
food markets there, and just generally enjoy the nice weather. Lunch was at Tacos el Franc, ono of the most highly reviewed and well-known taco joints in the city. I guess I'm not very discriminating, as it seemed just as good as any other tacos in the city. Then I returned to the hotel and napped until 4:00.
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Katerin arrived only 15 minutes late. It was a great session. She is cute and curvy with big natural breasts. She hates her body and is very shy, so when I started worshiping that body, she didn't know what to make of it. She finally relaxed and became extremely passionate. Probably the best sex of the weekend, even considering my regular girl. Price was 300 for uber there, 1800 for her and 400 for uber home (surge pricing on Friday night). Total of $115 and well worth it. She said she works days at La Gloria bar in the zona, and I mentally decided to try to go see her over the weekend. Sadly, that didn't happen.
I had dinner with an amigo from another board at Piedra Santa, a Oaxacan restaurant on Revolucion. I've been there a few times and the food is good although I'm not a huge fan of the Oaxacan cuisine. I walked to the zona but was too tired to do more than walk around. I returned to hotel by 9:00 and fell right asleep.
Saturday
I got up around 9:00am, headed back to San Diego (praise to the Global Entry gods). This time I just walked along the seaport & took
the ferry to
Coronado for
lunch. I love walking around there, through Seaport Village and browsing all of the carts and tourist shit. Then there was this dude.
It was hot and sunny and a terrific break from Kansas City, but I realized that I was just killing time. I didn't have a lot of interest in returning to TJ – I just wasn't feeling it. I had come to see my girl, but her schedule just doesn't allow for much time together. She makes way too much money on the 7:00pm-3:00am shift, and I have no interest in staying up that late and then sleeping until 2:00pm like she does. I checked online and saw I could switch my flight from Monday to Sunday. It would cost me $150 but would save me $80 for a night at the hotel and countless dollars in drinks, tips, and sex.
I headed back to TJ to meet my girl before her 7:00 shift. I had planned to meet my buddy from Thursday for dinner at 7:30. Despite promising to meet at 6:00, she showed up at 6:45. I will never learn, nor understand. We had a quick session and we dashed out the door and grabbed a cab, which dropped me off at Caesars before taking her to the zona.
The plan was to meet my Iowa buddy there for dinner since he had never been. We both forgot that it was Valentine's Day weekend and had no reservations. The line was 2 hours long and even the seats at the bar had a waiting list. We bailed and walked down to Azul. Despite visiting TJ frequently, dude had never walked Revolucion, so it was a new experience for him. I tend to avoid Azul, but I had a really nice piece of fish in a cream sauce with shrimp. I have no idea how they can have such a huge menu.
There were a couple of guys from a different board who we were going to try to meet up with. They were doing the dive bar thing and the plan was to meet in Gold Palace but I got word they were starting in Chavas Place. We headed that way but before we could go in, they said they had shifted to Gold Palace. As we walked in there, they said it was too smoky and so they headed to Chicago. As we followed them to Chicago, they said they stopped in Playboy. But we finally caught up in Chicago Club. Strangely, the club didn't seem interested in accommodating a group of four Americans looking to party. They showed us a booth with barely room for four guys, and no room for girls. They didn't want to move the booths around to make room for us to interact with the girls, so we didn't stay too long.
They wanted to check out Hong Kong -– close to the last thing I want to do on a Saturday night, but I went along. It was still early so it wasn't as packed as it could have been. We got split up and didn't get to hang out as long as I'd have liked. I didn't realize how much Hong Kong had expanded into the western space past the Miami Club. It is a big multi-level room back there now, with a full bar and lots more girls dancing. Around 10:00 we bailed and headed back to Tropical.
My buddy and I sat together for a while. He found his tiny friend from the other night who had no problem joining us. I had been teasing him all weekend about how much he tips and throws around his money, but I have to admit he got good service. Meseros were always jumping to serve him, and even in Hong Kong with a thousand guys in the place he kept getting recognized and got plenty of attention. While were were sitting with the girls, he bought a Tropical Bar calendar without realizing it, and another stuffed animal (which he was aware he was buying!). I have no idea how much he tipped his girl, but I'm quite sure he did.
My girl's cousin kept me company while she was busy. I left around midnight, but my buddy stayed with his chica.
Sunday
I woke up at 9:00, ready to head home. I made a quick shopping run for gifts and breakfast and then back to hotel to pack and check out by 11:00. When I got home, I realized that I left a HUGE bag of condoms (probably 100, including some high-end Japanese Okimoto and Crown), a bunch of lube, and an expensive vibrator in the nightstand drawer. Some maid got a nice tip!
No line at all at the border, except for the regular lines once in the building. Still glad for the Global Entry. I stopped for coffee at Dunkin' Donuts, which was
out of donuts, dropped my bags off at a hotel for storage and headed to the USS Midway Museum. I love it there. So much history! Great place to walk around for 3-4 hours. I had a late lunch/early dinner at some food trucks, then off to airport by 5:00 for 8:00 flight. Home at 2:00am.
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I realize that this is not the normal trip. It's the first time I've ever just said "fuck it" and changed my flight to come home early (although I have wanted to before, I never did). I blame myself for this. I was so desperate to see my girl a few times that I ignored that her schedule is totally incompatible with mine. Staying up until 4:00am on Thursday mostly ruined my Friday and disrupted the rest of the weekend. Next time I will not adjust my schedule to accommodate her. The allure of sleeping with her is not worth the hassle. Maybe I'll time my next trip when she isn't there, lol. She wants me to come visit her in Monterrey, so maybe I'll do that.
Total spent in Tijuana was just under $2000. This includes air, hotel, transportation, parking, shopping, meals in Mexico, and of course all of the partying. It does NOT include touristy stuff in San Diego. In all I saw my girl for one 90-minute session, one drunk TLN with morning shower and sex, and one quicky. Sorry for the lack of girl pics. Just the one independent girl and even she didn't want face pics. These were taken by her friend who arranged the meeting.
Add in one independent girl and one street girl and you have five pops in five days (none on Sunday though). Not the best trip, but not bad either. The day trips to San Diego were amazing; I had a few good sessions; plus, I got to hang with a bunch of cool guys from various message boards. I'm not planning my next trip, but it won't be too long.
Five (four) day trip report 2/9-2/14 - VD fun
