Screwed

[Toolman]

Depressed? Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 3 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.....

[notanewbie]

LMFAO, well played.

[cumalot]

The last time I called the Suicide Hotline they put me on hold....It was around lunch time tho....

[Guest021824]

TFF

[Guest123018-4]

Toolman, I was wondering if you were still around.

[bbkid]

Lol - good one, sir.

[oilfieldscum]

Good one.

[sofiaofhouston]

I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline.

[Seedy]

LMMFAO..... sad thing is , it's about the truth...

[Sarunga]

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline.

GOOD GOD!!!

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline.

Is the goal of the suicide hotline to get people to commit to their own deaths?

[cumalot]

It's called reduced population growth by volunteering....ijs

[Guest071514-1]

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by sofiaofhouston

I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline.

Who'dve thunk it was Pakistan? I feel so stoopid.

[Guest123018-4]

Community service ....heh.