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Old 05-23-2012, 08:42 PM   #1
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Depressed? Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 3 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed.....
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Old 05-23-2012, 10:07 PM   #2
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LMFAO, well played.
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Old 05-23-2012, 10:22 PM   #3
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The last time I called the Suicide Hotline they put me on hold....It was around lunch time tho....
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Old 05-24-2012, 02:09 AM   #4
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TFF
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Old 05-24-2012, 06:17 AM   #5
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Toolman, I was wondering if you were still around.
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Old 05-24-2012, 06:29 AM   #6
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Lol - good one, sir.
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Old 05-24-2012, 07:37 AM   #7
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Old 05-24-2012, 10:03 AM   #8
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I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline.
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Old 05-24-2012, 01:33 PM   #9
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LMMFAO..... sad thing is , it's about the truth...
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Old 05-24-2012, 02:33 PM   #10
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I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline.
GOOD GOD!!!
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I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline.

Is the goal of the suicide hotline to get people to commit to their own deaths?
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It's called reduced population growth by volunteering....ijs
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:26 PM   #14
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I work as a part time phone operator at the suicide hotline.
Who'dve thunk it was Pakistan? I feel so stoopid.
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Community service ....heh.
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