Blackjack pros?? Trade ya for a session!

[guest011413-2]

Going to Vegas end of May...


Blackjack is what I wanna learn.

I have a little exp but NEED a pro. Willing to trade a 140.00 session for an hr of lessons.

PM me. No BULLSHITTER'S. I'm aiming to either win...or keep my trip "free"


Let's play...you bring the fresh deck...I'll bring my fresh skillz


xoxo,

-Maribel

[deeznuts09]

I can help you out on this one (anything to meet with you again). Call me. I'll private message my number in case you don't have my card. Hope you had a great St. Patrick's babe.

[Willing ToTry]

What level of experience do you have? Is it basic play or card counting?

It's harder to make money on blackjack now since most casinos is using a 4/5 deck chute or a constant shuffler. Card counting is negated since after each hand, all the cards are in play. If time permits, look for a single or a double deck game. Again, the casino takes most of card counting advantage by shuffling when the deck gets down to a quarter or even half. If you really want to play blackjack, stick to basic play. If the cards fall in your favor, you will win back your trip and some. If the cards fall against you, you will not lose too much.

I prefer dice and poker myself hence my signature line ".....Poke'r in the...". You can make a lot more on Hold'em poker since you will be playing against mostly male tourist and if you bat an eye or two, you can throw them off their game. Hold'em is an easy game to learn, but takes years to master. From what I have read from the forums, MsJazebelle is quite the player herself.

[Naughty_Jezabelle]

Yes I am. I play roughly 4-5 nights a week in local cash games, and I try to make it to the casino about once a month to switch up my play. But what you said about poker it very very true.

"takes a few minutes to learn, and a lifetime to master". I have been playing since I was a little girl (6-7 yrs old) and while I will say that I am not someone that you should think lightly about playing with, I still have tons to learn, and I learn a new lesson every time I sit down.

I also enjoy the dice I have a blast every time I play and can't wait to get back to do it again!

Maribel- don't waste your money honey... You can have someone tell you the basic strageties for hours and hours and until you are sitting there in the real deal it wont make a difference. Believe me, the people at the table will help you because your play effects their money, so they will help you make the "right" decision. But remember its still gambling and the odds are still on the house.. ALWAYS! All the "right" moves are is statistics.

[ANONONE]

The most important lesson you need to learn is this:

When you first drive up to the casino take a very good look around. Do you see all that opulence? Notice how luxurious the place is?

They decorated it that way using the money of people that thought they had a special program or strategy.

[swwaustin]

Originally Posted by Naughty_Jezabelle

Maribel- don't waste your money honey... You can have someone tell you the basic strageties for hours and hours and until you are sitting there in the real deal it wont make a difference.

Ahhhhhhh, did NJ just cockblock? LOL

Still I agree. When I lived in Vegas I learned that the best way to learn is just to play. Be sure to have the basic rules down, and start at the lower end tables. NJ is 100% right about your tablemates helping out during blackjack, because your play can effect the play of others. Of course, helping out can come in the form of chewing your ass out if you are at a table in a casino off the strip that is frequented more by locals.

[Naughty_Jezabelle]

SWW, no you meanie I did not cock block LOL. I am just saying that she is gonna waste her time thinking that she will learn alot by one lesson.

Just trying to be helpful Im going to my corner... lol Standing there with my panties around my knees... nose in the corner... maybe I need a spanking lol

[sanantonioman37]

[Naughty_Jezabelle]

Aww san antonioman, you ROCK! thank you i need spankings regularly or i get out of line

[sanantonioman37]

Anytime

[Willing ToTry]

SWW, NJ did no such thing. LOL If Maribel decides she still wants to play blackjack, she will need to learn betting strategy, money management, and lots of other stuff like not playing when you are totally plastered. She can learn all that from a $15 book.

"Standing there with my panties around my knees... nose in the corner... maybe I need a spanking lol "..........does tongue lapping counts?

[swwaustin]

Originally Posted by Naughty_Jezabelle

Standing there with my panties around my knees...

Nice, thanks for the image.

Originally Posted by Naughty_Jezabelle

maybe I need a spanking lol

Check, on the list of things to do to you when I get back to SA

Originally Posted by Willing ToTry

like not playing when you are totally plastered.

What's this "not playing when your are totally plastered" technique you speak of? Blasphemy I SAY!!!



The only solid advice I can give Maribel is to stay away from craps...fun as hell, but always kicked my ass.

[OneIbc]

Well, Jez with an ass like that; no wonder you need spankings regularly. I think that is why God gave it to you! For men like us to spank

[sanantonioman37]

Amen to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ammotroop07]

will a book suffice for a session? lol