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Old 12-24-2012, 12:51 AM   #1
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Wink Twas the Night Before Christmas

'Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout Eccie net
Not a creature was stirring, not even Mz Wet Wet
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Saint Christopher soon would be there.

The hobbyists were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of providers danced in their heads.
And Miss Bri in her kerchief and I in my cap
We just settled down for a long Christmas nap

When out on the threads there arose such a clatter,
I sprang into chat to see what was the matter.
The Pm’s were popping, they flew like a flash,
Busty Amy and Valerie had started to clash.

Chat was filled with pics, as the thread started to grow
people giving their opinion…like Ike and Mojo
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer,
With daaaaman as the driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.

More rapid than approval from P411 they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now, AP! Now, Macy! Now, Chrissy and Yummy Marie!
On, Dakota! On, Sweet Treat! On GN and ~Ze~!
The donation is on the nightstand, it’s time to play ball!
Now, smash away! Smash away! Smash away, all!"

The wrappers from covers and lube started to fly,
With BBBJ and Reverse Cowgirl and dining at the Y,
So up to the rooftop the coursers they flew,
With a sleigh full of dildos and Saint Nicholas too.

And then I heard something that never gets stale,
It was Deerhunter and Wakeup calling Santa a whale.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
Down the chimney Saint Nicholas came without a sound.

He was dressed in a corset, fishnets and black boots,
He had smoky eyes and had even dyed his roots.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
vibrators and cock rings spilling out of the sack.

His eyes - how they twinkled! His dimples - how merry!
reminded me of how I felt when I broke my newbie cherry!
I watched him log into the site, and start a review,
then shocked my hair white as he said he got anal too.

Said his board name was Kringle, but, not to tell his wife
cause last time she caught him, she attacked Rudolph with a knife.
For six months it was just Ms Clause, with her big belly
That shook when he fucked her like a bowl full of jelly.

Once the coast was clear, he pulled his list of the sleezy,
had threesomes galore and tag teamed with easye.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
talked about whips and chains and handcuffs in bed.

He gave me some advice, said it was just for me
said that I should look for a girl who offered GFE
then he put a finger to the side of his nose,
And after giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, and then gave a whistle
checked out Colby’s ass and took off like a missle
But I heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to all and to all a PSE night!"
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Old 12-24-2012, 01:50 AM   #2
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Hahaha...I freaking LOVE IT!!! Thanks for the mention =D
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Old 12-24-2012, 05:16 AM   #3
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Too funny!
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Old 12-24-2012, 06:20 AM   #4
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Great work !
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Old 12-24-2012, 10:49 AM   #5
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I am glad you like it. @Yummy, I had to put you in it. After watching you and Val go back and forth, you are stuck in my head.
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Old 12-24-2012, 11:18 AM   #6
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lol--awesome!!
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Old 12-24-2012, 12:01 PM   #7
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Who's Deerhunter?
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Old 12-24-2012, 01:02 PM   #8
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To be correct, it would be dearhunter but, to fit the story better, I changed a letter thinking it would be funnier.
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Old 12-24-2012, 07:48 PM   #9
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LOL!!!
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Old 12-25-2012, 10:17 AM   #10
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Awwwww Ada....you cuddly ole freak you!!!!
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Old 12-25-2012, 11:04 PM   #11
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I'm ok with deerhunter getting all the blame.......that is some funny shit
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Old 12-25-2012, 11:07 PM   #12
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Starting to think you're one and the same...hmmm...
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Old 12-26-2012, 05:56 AM   #13
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Chrissy....we can cuddle anytime ;-)

Just happy this made people smile....making Wakeup think crazy thoughts is just a plus.
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Old 12-26-2012, 06:31 AM   #14
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That is some funny shit...good job!
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Old 12-26-2012, 08:03 PM   #15
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Haha, very good read!!!
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