Mathematic

[Charlie Brown]

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic.This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint and it goes like this:


What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give more than 100%?


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give 100% plus.



How about achieving 103%?


What makes up 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z



Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And



K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



and, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.


Now you know why some people are where they are!

[sparrow1122]

Funny but accurate

[Guest050619-1]

Very Clever.

Wouldn't it be terrific it this could be applied to sports, as well? If so, then the C-O-W-B-O-Y-S beat the E-A-G-L-E-S this Sunday, 102-49.

Ha ha.....if only.

[doug_dfw]

Originally Posted by Chateau Becot

Very Clever.

Wouldn't it be terrific it this could be applied to sports, as well? If so, then the C-O-W-B-O-Y-S beat the E-A-G-L-E-S this Sunday, 102-49.

Ha ha.....if only.

All the Cowboys have to do is beat the Eagles by 1 point to get my respect!!!!

[universalenergy]

So true. Many times it's not what you know but who you know and who you blow.