(I don't wanna be serious)
I can't go to the ocean.
I can't flirt.
I had no compliments in a month'
I can't find my bra and I am not even looking for it anymore.
No one is playing loud music.
My neighbors stopped having loud sex and banging on my wall.
I feel guilty going for a joy-ride with windows down.
Every time, that I put a glove on, I look for as# hole...
I went to buy condoms @ CVS and asked "where can I find protection?" to which, young man at the register said: we have no face masks left! LOL
It is exhausting, being a Good Girl